| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 9197 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 39 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 4000 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Picture this: a 51-year-old mom announces she’s pregnant again, and her kids lose their minds. The older siblings are cool as cucumbers, but the younger ones start a yelling match that would put WWE wrestlers to shame. It’s a showdown of epic proportions, with tears, sulking, and finger-pointing galore.
But wait, there’s more! The family drama doesn’t stop there. Human cockroach siblings, a stepfather who’s just there for the ride, and a baby sister who steals hearts and gets spoiled rotten. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a virtual world with more twists and turns than a telenovela? Come for the gameplay, stay for the drama. It’s a family affair you won’t want to miss.
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 5190 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8466 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also filled with boss battles where you have to defend yourself against being treated like a child by your superiors. Show them who’s boss by standing up for yourself and shouting “Stop shouting at me!” just like in the soda can incident.
And don’t worry about growing up and maturing, because on our server, you can be yourself and still be judged by everyone around you. It’s a wild ride of sibling drama and self-discovery. So come on in and ask yourself, “Am I the Asshole in this situation?” Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 7046 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 |
Picture this: one time, we had a massive chicken parade where everyone dressed up as chickens and marched around the whole server clucking like crazy. It was lit, fam. And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies.
But wait, there’s more! We have epic build battles where you have to build a house using only TNT and lava. It’s a total blast, literally. And every Friday night, we have a dance party at the village square where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick dance skills.
So, if you’re ready to give up on the hustle and just go with the flow, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of energy, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2368 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 112 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4305 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 5579 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5734 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Votes: | 1168 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 9452 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 344 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
not only that, but we have a secret hidden level where u can fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. yea u heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A FIREBALL BUTT. u won’t find that on any other server, i tell u what.
oh and did i mention we have a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds? yea, that’s right. come join our server and ride the rainbow farting unicorn to victory.
so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright crazy gameplay u will ever find. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 7523 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.
Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 7479 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 82 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
We got blocks that will make your heart skip a beat and landscapes that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.
Join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination and where you can finally find true love in the form of a perfectly crafted pixelated sunset.
Don’t waste your time chasing after 3D girls, come join us and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a joke.
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 2396 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 7385 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 184 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 249 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 332515 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane stories you’ll ever experience. Just like the time when a group of creepers threw a surprise party for Steve and ended up blowing up the whole village! Or when a herd of pigs learned how to fly and started a bacon revolution in the sky!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time when a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went straight into the Nether!
So, why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster ride of fun, laughter, and insanity! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow). See you there!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 6192 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2804 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 21 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 5552 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 124 | Votes: | 2627 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Notch’s Secret Stash, where you can find rare and valuable items that will give you the ultimate edge in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left behind a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, if you’re looking for a server that offers a unique and hilarious gaming experience, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 6228 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 4008 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 346016 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7381 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 8501 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 8944 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!
