| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 5934 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 22 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 942 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 1337 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 242 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 |
Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 6819 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 92 | Magic Items Found: | 5791 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 7925 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 31 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 2006 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 96 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 3259 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 4577 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 141 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2764 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 7715 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 5535 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9747 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 173 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 2684 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 7716 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!
But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.
Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.
So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 8124 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 513 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 7528 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2175 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 9421 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 41 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 409 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca
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