| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 3395 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 75 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 8023 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 463 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 8185 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 8602 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!
But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.
Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.
So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 4580 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3776 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 818952 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 6057 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 4380 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 32 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3319 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 1845 |
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 9497 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca
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| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 6865 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.
Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.
Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 2453 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 5856 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!
So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7465 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Animals Bred: | 137 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Welcome to Cheesecake SMP! |
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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 9700 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, we have an unofficial official thread anthem that will make you question reality. Plus, our wiki is DOWN, TBD – just like your sanity after joining our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have resources galore, FAQs that will leave you scratching your head, and VTuber XL Loras that will make you go, “What the heck am I looking at?”
And don’t even get me started on our LoRA Checklist – it’s so outrageous, it’s almost genius. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 1698 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2591 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
One day, the owner of the server got super drunk and decided to create a Minecraft world that was just as chaotic as their drunken state. And thus, our server was born! Expect to find random explosions, flying pigs, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond block that grants you wishes (or just explodes in your face, we can’t guarantee anything). Let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 3966 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 23 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 1589 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 412604 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 164 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
