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| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1746 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 148 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 91 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 132 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4168 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
But that’s not all, we also have a secret cult of villagers who worship the almighty diamond block. Join them in their crazy rituals and maybe you’ll gain some magical powers (or just end up with a bad case of villageritis).
So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity and the very fabric of Minecraft reality, then join us now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 852682 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and New Vegas resources that will blow your mind. Need a modlist for Fallout 3? We’ve got you covered. Want to join a mod repository for all things Fallout? Look no further! And don’t even get me started on the OP Pasta – it’s a game-changer.
So why should you join our server? Well, how about the fact that we have a pre-war thread that will take you back in time before the bombs fell? Or the fact that we have a secret underground bunker where players can team up to take on the toughest challenges?
If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly epic, then look no further. Join us on our Fallout-themed server and let the chaos begin! Remember, war. War never changes.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 83 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Llamas, who are said to grant wishes to those who can out-dance them in a dance-off. And rumor has it that deep in the caves, there lies a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. She’s going the distance, are you?
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join our server for the chance to ride giant mutant squids through the sky, battle evil llamas in epic dance-offs, and build a castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players dare to ride, a hidden treasure trove guarded by explosive kittens, and a friendly community of players who are just as wacky as you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, cry, and rage-quit in equal measures. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 796774 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 598 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us and experience the thrill of attacking Iran directly, invading Gaza, and slaughtering our enemies since October 8th. And don’t worry, if Iran ever decides to attack Israel, we’ll utterly destroy them without America even having to lift a finger.
But let’s be real, Iran is full of total pussies who won’t dare to mess with us. So come on, join our server for some epic battles and outrageous adventures that you won’t find anywhere else!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But that’s not all, our server also hosts epic tournaments where players battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Forget about fighting zombies and skeletons, here you’ll be facing off against legendary warrior cats and dragons!
And let’s not forget about our upcoming DLC, introducing the one and only Beatrix – a fierce warrior with a pet dragon that shoots laser beams! Can your pickaxe handle that level of awesomeness? Join now and find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and immerse yourself in a world filled with chaos, laughter, and a whole lot of diamond armor. Don’t miss out on the fun!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 4900 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Ores Mined: | 6719 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 757 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant squid as your trusty steed? On our server, anything is possible! We even have a special quest where you have to defeat a dragon with nothing but a carrot and a stick. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds.
And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our server has a secret society of penguins who are actually conspiracy theorists in disguise. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into with them!
So come join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t be a square, be a cube!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us if you appreciate tomboys and want to spread the love for women who look like twinks! Our community is dedicated to Total Tomboy Appreciation, so if you’re a fan of women who rock that edgy, boyish style, this is the place for you!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground tomboy society where we plan epic pranks and pull off outrageous stunts. Rumor has it that our leader is a tomboy ninja who can build entire cities in minutes with her bare hands!
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where tomboys reign supreme and anything is possible! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with the tomboy lifestyle and never want to leave!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
