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| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6498 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its legendary treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden meme artifacts and gain special meme powers. Rumor has it that the rarest meme artifact can turn you into a meme god and grant you unlimited meme powers.
So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the meme revolution. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a meme war or a meme apocalypse. The possibilities are endless, just like the memes on our server.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 47415 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join our server and not only will you have the chance to build epic creations with fellow players, but you might just stumble upon a Russian girlfriend who will sweep you off your blocky feet. Imagine mining for diamonds together while your Russian GF serenades you with traditional folk songs. It’s a Minecraft love story waiting to happen!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start crafting your way to love, adventure, and maybe even a Russian girlfriend to call your own! Trust us, it’s a match made in block heaven.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 9760 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But wait, there’s more! Meet the sweetest person alive, recovering menhera Matsuro Meru, the golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town Amemachi Hanabi, and the freaky deaky beertuber Miori Celesta, who may just become your new girlfriend!
Looking for some insane PvP action? Team up with the fighting tiger of the Shimada dojo, Shimada Tiger, or the scuffed dream eater and dick confuser Tsurugi Nen. And don’t forget about the world’s cutest singing wolpertinger, Yomi Cham, who will serenade you into battle!
With alliances like Muu Muyu and Saya Sairroxs, Phase Invaders, and PixelLink, this server is a powder keg of craziness waiting to explode! So come on, join us and experience the madness firsthand! Just be prepared for some spicy Latina priestesses on a mission to cleanse the world of sin and the tall, handsome, and rich chad king of the Shima Kingdom who may just steal your diamonds!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of wild llamas stampedes through your base, knocking over everything in their path. But don’t worry, those llamas are just trying to deliver gifts to all the players on the server because it’s Llama Appreciation Day!
Or how about the time when a group of players decided to start a chicken army and declared war on all the cows in the land? The battles were epic, with feathers and milk flying everywhere.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Herobrine, who is rumored to roam the server at night, pranking unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes.
So come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, anything can happen, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Are you ready for the wildest party of the year? We’re celebrating our 10th Birthday Bonus Bash with 200 Login Crystals, an exclusive quest, 2x XP/RP, AH +2, and even zero hostmat cost! It’s like a birthday party on steroids!
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Unite & Fight MC Skin in June and Europa Character CD in July! Check out the animated PV for a sneak peek at all the awesomeness coming your way!
Join the craze with Unite & Fight (Light favored), Rise of the Beasts, and a Story Event all lined up for April. Don’t miss out on the action!
Ready to jump in? Simply go to our website in any Chromium-based browser and start your epic adventure! And make sure to read the FAQ for all the answers to your burning questions.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server for all the fun, excitement, and craziness you can handle! See you there! 🚀🎮 #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8625 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Forget about Green Cards, on this server, all that matters is your ability to conquer the Minecraft world and maybe even find love along the way. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the wildest adventures this side of the virtual world!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 254 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5390 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 179 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
We’ve got a special /b/ zone where anything goes – from building giant pixel art of questionable content to unleashing chaos with TNT explosions. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…unless someone screenshots it and shares it on Reddit.
So come on, leave your ban woes behind and join us for some epic trolling adventures! Who needs the real world anyway when you’ve got a whole virtual world to wreak havoc in?
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 3593 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6123 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4102 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Picture this: a world where pigs fly, villagers break out into dance parties, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Yes, you heard that right. This server is so wild and unpredictable, you’ll never know what crazy antics await you around every corner.
Oh, and did we mention the owner of this server is basically a female version of you? That’s right, she’s got the same sense of humor, the same love for all things absurd, and the same insatiable thirst for adventure. Joining this server is basically like entering a parallel universe where hilarity reigns supreme.
So why waste another minute on those boring vanilla servers when you could be joining us on our zany Minecraft escapades? Trust us, once you experience the sheer ridiculousness of this server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else. Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
But that’s not all! Join us for epic unicorn battles where you use your unicorn powers to defeat your enemies in the most fabulous way possible. You’ll also have the chance to discover hidden unicorn realms filled with treasures and secrets that will make you the envy of all other players.
So why join our server? Because where else can you become a mythical unicorn overlord and rule over a world of sparkles and rainbows? Don’t miss out on the most whimsical and ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join our server and experience the absolute chaos of trying to survive in a world filled with flying llamas that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Don’t worry, though, because you can tame them and ride them into battle against a horde of zombie Elvis impersonators.
But wait, that’s not all! Our server also has the rarest of rare items like diamond-encrusted armor that turns you into a disco ball, making you the life of the party wherever you go. And let’s not forget about the secret underground dance parties where you can show off your best creeper-inspired dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies armed with explosive carrots – they’re no joke!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 950 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
1. Roll the dice on our 1d6chan and see what magical powers you’ll gain! Will you shoot rainbow lasers from your wand or summon a herd of unicorns to ride into battle? The options are endless!
2. Total War: Warhammer III has nothing on our server’s epic battles! Watch out for the Tamurkhan boss, he’s a real party pooper. But don’t worry, our Hotfix 4.2.3 will keep the magic flowing smoothly.
3. Dive into Total War: Pharaoh and rule over ancient Egypt as a fierce magical ruler. Patch notes are as ancient as the pyramids, but we promise it’s worth it! Plus, the Pharaoh Assembly Kit will let you create your own magical monuments.
4. Don’t forget our older titles on Steam, where you can relive the magic of Total War in all its glory. Who needs modern graphics when you’ve got the power of imagination and sparkles?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the magic begin! ✨🔮 #MagicalGirlPower #UnicornPartyKingdom
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 2382 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 297 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 6556 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to take revenge on that big fat faggot who sits there giving you that stupid look every single day. Build a virtual world where you can finally put that annoying faggot in its place…virtually, of course.
And if that’s not enticing enough, come and meet the Ichinose sisters and their talking cat, Tonnura-san (spoiler alert: their abusive mother is a lie). Discover the mysteries of this fat feline and how it changes the lives of these sisters forever. Maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the true meaning of family and friendship…or maybe not.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the absurdity, chaos, and laughter that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs a manga when you have virtual blocks to play with, right? See you in the virtual world, my friend!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6125 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 2657 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
