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| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us for epic battles against giant virtual YouTubers, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted vtuber idol, and even participate in wacky game shows hosted by Minecraft chickens! But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart – rumors say that if you make a wrong turn, you might end up in a dimension where everything is made out of chocolate cake (delicious, but not very practical for survival).
So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into – one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored again!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us for the dankest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is so lit, you’ll think you’re in the nether! And speaking of the nether, we have a special “Pass the BONG” event where players compete to see who can get the highest in-game while navigating through a maze of lava and pigmen. It’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – our server also has a custom plugin that turns all the animals into stoned versions of themselves. That’s right, you’ll be walking around with a herd of high cows and trippy chickens following you everywhere you go. It’s like a psychedelic farm party!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll (literally, if you find some rolling papers in-game). Just remember to pass the BONG and enjoy the ride!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the sirs who did it all! Why did they do it, you ask? Well, let us tell you a tale of sirs who were so crazy, they built a giant statue of a potato and held a dance party on top of it! And that’s just the beginning of their outrageous adventures.
But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil unicorns, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire! We promise you’ll never be bored on our server, because the sirs who did it all will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics.
So come on down and join our Minecraft server for the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous gaming experience of your life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of why the sirs did it all in the first place.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us if you want to experience a world where you can create your own insane stories, like orchestrating a scandalous love triangle involving a mentally ill fat goth girl and a 5’4 gnome she settled for. Will you choose to make her cheat with you and send the video to her unsuspecting fiance right after they get married, or will you break her heart by dumping her for someone better, claiming you never loved her and were just horny and desperate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5653 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 56 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Venture through our pixelated world and discover hidden treasures guarded by Olivia’s most loyal minions. But beware, for the pop star herself may lurk around the corner, ready to challenge you to a build battle or a dance-off.
Join now for a chance to prove your allegiance to the one and only Olivia Rodrigo and become a certified goon in her epic thread of mischief and mayhem! Hurry, before the paparazzi catch wind of our shenanigans and try to crash the party!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 401 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
On our server, we have a special event where the cows have learned how to breakdance and challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. And don’t even get us started on the killer rabbits that have formed a gang and demand tribute in the form of diamond carrots.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Patrick, the Pantless Enderman” who roams the lands in search of fashionable pants to wear. Join us and help him find the perfect pair of trousers to complete his look.
So why waste your time with degrees and boring real life responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is how many laughs you can have in a day!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 407 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5259 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3523 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Picture this: You’re navigating through the virtual world, grooving to the funky beats of Parappa the Rapper and shredding on the guitar in Um Jammer Lammy. But wait, there’s a twist! Instead of using controllers, you have to mine blocks and build instruments to keep the rhythm going. It’s like DDR meets Minecraft meets a rock concert all in one!
But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that it actually transports you into the games themselves. You’ll feel like you’re rapping with Parappa or jamming out with Lammy in real life. Plus, the graphics are so high-quality that you’ll swear you’re playing on a PS5.
So why waste your time and money buying a new console when you can join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Parappa/Um Jammer Lammy experience? Trust us, it’ll rock your world in ways you never imagined. Join now and get ready to game like never before!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 93 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us for the most simplistic graphics you’ve ever seen, but don’t worry, it’s easily moddable (because who doesn’t love a good mod?). Turn are resolved simultaneously, so get ready to plan battles like a strategic mastermind!
Check out our outdated pastebin for extra laughs, join our Steam group where anything goes, and dive into the multiplayer guide for some chaotic fun. And if you need a break from the madness, why not try the Llamaserver for a change of pace?
But that’s not all! We have fan art, balance mods, and even a Pretender calculator to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, the Pantokrator from last time is still ruling the server – will you be the one to take them down? Join now and find out!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 151 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 141 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
