Welcome to TheCrib, where even your virtual home has a mortgage on SMP with a side of communal chaos! 🏡 #MinecraftMadness

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to latest
Server IP	thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port	19132
Discord Server	discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki	wiki.thecrib.live

FutureSelfQs – Minecraft SMP

advice, Curiosity, future self, FutureSelfQs, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, question.., Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-empowerment, smp, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2392
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Towns Built:	10	Crops Grown:	3400
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest server ever. We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #bestserverever #unicornsrule

XmasCraftMemz

celebration, childhood memory, christmas, Christmas memory, decorations, family, favourite Christmas memory, favourite memory, Festive, gift giving, Happiness, holiday, joy, love, magical time, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, special moment, tradition, winter wonderland, XmasCraftMemz

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Remember that time when Santa Claus himself joined our server and started handing out enchanted diamond swords to all the players? Yeah, that was epic. And then Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer showed up and started leading us on a wild adventure through a winter wonderland filled with snow golems and exploding presents. It was like a Christmas movie come to life, but with creepers instead of elves. So if you want to experience crazy holiday shenanigans like that, you better join our Minecraft server ASAP!

ISIS Slayer Minecraft Server

Abu Yusif, CounterTerrorism, drone strike, extremist group, foreign policy, global threat, intelligence, Isis, kills, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, national security, precision strike, radical Islam, Server, slayer, Syria, targeted killing, Terrorism, US

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	5316	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Animals Bred:	87	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE KILLED ISIS LEADER ABU YUSIF IN MINECRAFT! YEAH, WE TOOK HIM DOWN WITH OUR DIAMOND SWORDS AND TNT! COME JOIN THE FUN AND HELP US TAKE DOWN MORE BAD GUYS IN THE BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS REAL WARFARE WHEN YOU CAN FIGHT TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOO!

MacronCraft: 10k Times More Fun!

10k, African migrants, citizenship, Colonialism, criticism, european union, France, French President, French territories, Fun, Government, immigration, indian ocean, INEQUALITY, Macron, MacronCraft, Mayotte, overseas department, overseas territories, Politics, POVERTY, Residents, Social Issues, Times

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

join dis minecraft server if you wanna escape da sh*t like Mayotte residents 😂 we got crazy adventures like fighting zombie chickens and riding llamas into battle 🐔🦙 plus, our secret underground base is filled with diamonds and gold 💎💰 but watch out for the evil villagers who will try to steal yo loot 🤑 come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server everrrrrr 🎮🔥 #YOLO #minecraftmadness

Shutdown Update Craze

app behavior, app shutdown, app starting up, app update, app update prompt, app version, CRAZE, prompt notification, Shutdown, shutdown prompt, software behavior, software shutdown, software starting up, software update, software update prompt, software version, starting up prompt, update, update preference, update prompt, update prompt preference, user behavior, user interaction

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Alien Abductions:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

hey u! yea u! do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t! well guess what, we have the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever! u gotta join us cuz we got unicorns flying around, talking pigs, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon! yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon! so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky, wild world of minecraft! oh, and did i mention we have a secret disco party every saturday night? yea, it’s lit! so come on over and let’s get this party started!

Power Players’ Pixel Paradise

Behavior, cognitive bias, confirmation bias, digital communication, fake news, influence, influence tactics, information sharing, Manipulation, media literacy, Misinformation, motivation, online behavior, Paradise, PIXEL, Players, power, Propaganda, Psychology, sharing, social influence, social media, social-networking

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	9

so, like, u know how some peeps just wanna be like, the boss of everything? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, u can totally be the ultimate ruler of the land! u can build ur own kingdom, make peeps bow down to u, and spread fake news like a pro! join us if u wanna be the king of fake news and have peeps believe every word u say. plus, we have like, unicorns and flying pigs in the game, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this madness? come join us and let’s rule the minecraft world together!

🌌LAME TIME🌌 ..-. Anarchy for you🌌 Minecraft server

1.16.5, 12365598, 20, 269493, 965637002335004942128421, Anarchy, Auto-mine, banner, best, Cases, Cities, GIF, LAME TIME, Lazy, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, tags, Version

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ores Mined:	9170	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mines Excavated:	3501

: The best anarchy server for version 1.16.5

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The Sanctuary

admin abuse, American, bedrock, Builder, Griefing, Homophobia, Ideology, Lore, Minecraft, nation, Nations, PvP, racism, redstoner, Sanctuary, Server, smp, Spawn Killing, time zones, toxic culture, Villain, Whitelist

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Towns Built:	4	Emeralds Found:	5710
Mines Excavated:	2456	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Overview of Springs Sanctuary Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Culture	Safe and toxic-free community
Nations	Form or join your own nation
Players	Redstoners, PVPers, builders, writers welcome
Time Zone	Mainly EST, open to all time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join Springs Sanctuary Minecraft Server?

To join, message the admin on Discord at augustus_aidon to fill out an application and be added to the whitelist.

2. Are there any specific rules or restrictions for becoming a villain in the server?

If you are interested in being a villain, you will need to express that in your application so an admin can explain the rules and restrictions to you.

3. Do I have to join or form a nation in Springs Sanctuary?

It is not required to join or form a nation, but it is encouraged as it is a central aspect of the server’s lore.

4. What types of players are welcome in Springs Sanctuary?

All types of players are welcome, whether you are a redstoner, PVPer, builder, lore writer, or just looking for a minecraft community.

Real Country Relevancy Map Minecraft Server

Analysis, charts, Country, data, Geographic, graphs, INFORMATION, Insights, location, long tail, Map, Mapping, Minecraft, real, Relevancy, Server, statistics, tags, Territory, trends, Visualization

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207
Crops Grown:	7877	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server has the most lit map ever – it’s like a real country relevancy map, but in Minecraft form! You can explore different countries and feel like a global traveler without even leaving your mom’s basement. Plus, there are so many outrageous reasons to join, like finding hidden treasures in each country or starting a war between players representing different nations. It’s like the United Nations, but with creepers and diamond swords. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Durian Minecraft SMP Fruit King

durian, durian aficionado, durian appreciation, durian connoisseur, durian enthusiast, durian fan, durian fruit, durian lover, exotic fruit, favorite fruit, Fruit, fruit choice, fruit preference, King, King of Fruits, Minecraft, pungent fruit, r9k, smelly fruit, smp, Southeast Asian fruit, spiky fruit, tropical fruit, unique fruit

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must declare your love for Durian fruit upon entry! Why, you ask? Because Durian is the key to unlocking hidden powers within the game. Legend has it that if you eat enough Durian in-game, you will gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs who will guide you on epic quests to find the mystical Durian tree that grants wishes. Rumor has it that anyone who finds this tree will be granted three wishes, but be warned – the tree is guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for Durian.

So come join us on our wacky adventure-filled server, where Durian reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll accidentally step on a creeper.

Ex-Treats Minecraft Server

aita, BIRTHDAYS, Boundaries, Breakup, children, close friendship, co parenting, Couch, emotional connection, Exes, ExTreats, financial support, holidays, Intimacy, Minecraft, moving on, past relationship, quid pro quo, relationship, Server, sleeping over, treating ex special, Trips

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	658	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further! Join our server for some drama and excitement that will make your ex’s breakup look like child’s play.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like this 37-year-old player who can’t decide if he’s a quid pro quo kinda guy or just a Minecraft player looking for some fun. Will he continue to support his ex financially, or will he cut ties because she won’t sleep with him anymore? The drama unfolds in real-time, and you can be a part of it!

But that’s not all – our server offers unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers while navigating the complicated dynamics of virtual relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players fighting for your attention.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a close friendship with your ex when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let the drama begin!

BroBroSupportGoneWrong

Boundaries, BroBroSupportGoneWrong, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Gaslighting, mental health, personal boundaries, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, self-care, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, support system, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic siblings ruining your fun!

Join us and leave behind the haters like O, who probably spends his days griefing other players instead of working. Our server is a safe space where you can finally put yourself first and not worry about being put down for being yourself.

And hey, if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on and relax with some virtual block-building therapy. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while!

InfluencerVibesMC SMP

brand promotion, digital influencers, influencer audience, influencer authenticity, influencer campaigns, Influencer collaborations, influencer content, influencer endorsements, influencer engagement, influencer impact, influencer marketing, influencer partnerships, influencer reach, influencer relationships, influencer strategy, influencer trends, influencers, InfluencerVibesMC, Marketing, smp, social media, social media influencers

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because all the influencers are here! Like, we’ve got PewDiePie building a giant diamond castle and Ninja doing parkour challenges with creepers. And don’t even get me started on MrBeast, he’s giving away stacks of diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a PvP battle!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!

Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.

So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeper23

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	268	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you feeling lost and confused at 23? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and pixelated shenanigans that will make you forget all about your quarter-life crisis.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.

TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Economy, ENERGY, EU, european union, Exports, foreign policy, gas, global market, Imports, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, Oil, Politics, sanctions, Server, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade war, trump, united states, US

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can break dance. not even kidding, bro.

if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.

Players:	105/100	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Farms Harvested:	755	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	407

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