Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Emeralds Found:	8191
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Snowy Bros Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Justin Bieber, and have epic battles with other players using nothing but baked potatoes as weapons. Our server is like a mix between a circus and a war zone, but with more explosions and less clowns (unless you count the players, of course).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, and if you can earn their trust, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just don’t ask too many questions about how they became the rulers of our world…it’s a long and weird story involving a magic carpet and a talking cactus.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on whitebros…our response? and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back…and you may never look at a blocky pig the same way again.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NoHusbandNoWedding

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Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real-life drama behind.

We promise you won’t find any pictures of late husbands causing a ruckus at weddings here. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter how complicated their family dynamics may be.

So come on and join us for a virtual escape from the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about seating arrangements or family feuds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LifeChangingSMP – What’s a seemingly small decision you made that ended up drastically changing your life?

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain of events that resulted in them becoming the ruler of the entire server. Another player decided to build a giant statue of a chicken, which somehow unlocked a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot. Who knows what crazy decisions you’ll make that will lead to epic adventures and unexpected twists on our server! Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	105	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PixelPeepers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the fun of accidentally seeing your fellow players naked! Our custom plugin randomly removes players’ clothes when they least expect it, leading to hilarious moments of embarrassment and laughter. Join now for a chance to catch a glimpse of Steve’s pixelated booty or watch as Alex desperately tries to cover up with a block of dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to see who you’ll accidentally see naked next on our wild and wacky server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Love Letters Sent:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MissileCraft Server: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane missile package to force russia to talk to us, just like Zelensky in Brussels! we have explosions, chaos, and lots of drama just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers! join now to be part of the most intense diplomatic negotiations in minecraft history! who needs real life when you can be a part of this crazy adventure?!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyKoreanNATOWar

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where North Korean soldiers and Russian forces team up to take over Ukraine… in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me! Join our server for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with explosions, tanks, and maybe even a nuclear bomb or two (just kidding… maybe). So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world! Let’s get this party started, baby!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Pixel Aqua Farm: Half Food Risk, 8% GDP Loss

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got water economics going WILD! like, did you know that half of the world’s food could be in danger in the next 25 years? that’s some crazy stuff, man! but don’t worry, on our server, we got all the water you need to grow those virtual crops and keep your GDP poppin’! join now and save the world, one block at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Emeralds Found:	9182
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Secret Passages Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CustomSt3al

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, mmorpg, Mods, Plugins, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Redstone, role playing, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Season 1

Custom Lifesteal! Halloween event! Be top 3 On leaderboards for a custom rank! top 3 kills=Assassin top 3 bal=Rich

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Emeralds Found:	6511	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Fabled Realms

Adventure, alliances, Arena Pvp, Combat Skills, community-driven, Duels, Factions, FANTASY, Immersive, knight, Legacy, Mage, Medieval, Mystery, PvE, PvP, Questing, Rogue, Roleplay, storytelling, stronghold, Survival, Survival Games, Team Battles

Welcome to Fabled Realms!

Step into a world where epic adventures, thrilling combat, and immersive storytelling await. Fabled Realms is a dynamic Minecraft roleplay server that offers a blend of Questing, Survival, Arena PvP, and Roleplay elements, creating an unparalleled experience for every type of player!

Features: Questing: Embark on captivating story-driven quests that take you through ancient lands, forgotten kingdoms, and mystical realms. Complete challenges, solve mysteries, and uncover the secrets of the world.

Roleplay: Dive into your character’s story and interact with a vibrant, community-driven world. Choose your path—will you be a noble knight, a cunning rogue, or a powerful mage? Forge alliances, build your legacy, and shape the world through your actions.

Survival: Master the wild as you gather resources, build your stronghold, and thrive in an ever-changing environment. Whether you choose to live in peace or prepare for battle, survival is key.

Arena PvP: Test your combat skills in our adrenaline-pumping arenas! Face off against other players in duels or team battles to prove your strength and claim glory.

Join us at Fabled Realms, where every player has a story to tell, and the fate of the realm is in your hands!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Ores Mined:	4712
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Shacknews SMP: Where creepers knock and zombies jive – come join the chaos! 1.21.1 edition

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Welcome to Shacknews SMP
Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1.

Welcome to Shacknews SMP

Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running Java v1.21.1.
Is the server P2W?	No, the server is not pay-to-win.
Do you have a Discord server?	Yes, we have a Discord server called Shacknews “TheChatty” Discord.
When was the server world last reset?	The server world was reset around the release of version 1.21 of Minecraft.
Do you have a modpack?	Yes, we have a custom-made Fabric Modpack available on Modrinth.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	178
Emeralds Found:	4180	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

HubrisCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience a world where Israeli hubris reigns supreme? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and out-of-this-world challenges. Build your own virtual Israel and show off your hubris to the world. Take on epic quests like finding the lost Ark of the Covenant or battling giant hummus monsters.

But beware, the Israeli hubris is contagious and you may find yourself strutting around like a peacock in no time. So come on, join us and let your inner Israeli shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew hubris could be so much fun?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minecraft SMP: /Neuro-sama General/ – The Swarm King

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world? Join our server and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu!, Neuro-sama has evolved into a VTuber who sings, plays games, and goes on unhinged rants. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this madness!

Our schedule is as chaotic as Neuro-sama’s thoughts, but you can always catch her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and even X (wherever that is). Need some AI education? Check out our links for videos and articles that will blow your mind!

And if you want to show your support for our AI queen, grab some merch from our store. Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft SMP like this one. Join now and prepare for a wild ride! #NeuroSamaSMP #AIOverlord #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

IndependentCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel underappreciated like OP’s boyfriend made her feel! Here, we value your emotional well-being and will always check in on you, even if you’re a strong, independent player who can mine diamonds like a pro.

Join us for a supportive community that will never dismiss your feelings or tell you that you don’t need anyone checking in on you. We believe in showing care and appreciation for all players, no matter how self-sufficient they may seem.

And don’t worry, if you ever feel like storming out in a fit of rage like OP did, our virtual world has plenty of creeper-free zones where you can cool off and regroup. So come on over and let us show you the love and support you deserve in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP

arrogance, close-mindedness, dishonest individuals, disrespectful behavior., fake people, Friends, friendship, incompatible personalities, incompatible values, judgmental attitudes, kind of people, lack of communication, lack of empathy, lack of trust, manipulative individuals, Minecraft, negative energy, NoHaterzAllowed, Selfishness, smp, toxic relationships, toxic traits, unhealthy friendships

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old people? Do you want to join a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to be friends with players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks, tamed dragons to use as flying mounts, and have a secret underground lair filled with treasure. But beware, if you can’t handle the heat of a PvP battle or the chaos of a prank war, then you might not be able to handle the craziness of our server.

We only accept players who are willing to take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, creating a farm with every single type of animal in the game, or participating in a massive treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stronghold filled with rare loot.

So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness, then join us today and see if you can become the ultimate champion of our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EndGameQuest

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Imagine a Minecraft server where the ending is so epic, it puts all other endings to shame! Picture this: after hours of mining, building, and battling mobs, you finally reach the ultimate boss – a giant chicken with laser eyes and a diamond sword. But here’s the twist – instead of defeating the boss, you have to challenge it to a dance-off! If you win, you get a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. If you lose, you have to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server. So, if you want a truly unforgettable ending to your Minecraft adventures, come join us and dance your way to victory!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Animals Bred:	179	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.