VShojo+ LOLcraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Buyfag

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a world made entirely of cheese!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.

But beware, there are also mischievous unicorns who will try to steal your loot and prank you with exploding sheep!

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crops Grown:	7004	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Emeralds Found:	6905	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PixelPeenPlayground: Where 18yo cosplayers and nudes collide in Minecraft fun!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose a body part to see from an 18-year-old cosplayer who sent nudes! That’s right, you can rate her looks and have a blast while playing Minecraft. Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AkonCraft: Where you wake up in Akon City and mine your way to the top!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll wake up in Akon City, Senegal – because who wouldn’t want to start their day in a virtual African metropolis? Join us for a chance to build your own mansion next to Akon’s house and maybe even collaborate on a new hit song together.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can team up with Elon Musk to build rocket ships and explore outer space. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, ready to challenge any brave soul to a build-off competition. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild adventure filled with celebrities, space travel, and epic battles. See you in Akon City!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ores Mined:	5499
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minecraft Madness: The Civ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even steal horses from other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride off into the sunset on a stolen steed while laughing maniacally. Join us for the ultimate horse heist experience!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with infinite wealth and power. Will you be the one to claim this majestic fowl for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join in on the fun and boogie down with these explosive party animals. Just be sure to watch your back, they tend to get a little too carried away with their dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, you’d better give us those horses /v/, or else you might find yourself on the wrong end of a diamond sword. Let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

YeetCraft: Join the Press Gang Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your trolling needs. We specifically target players with political views we disagree with and make sure to capture their tears and struggles on film for your entertainment. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and controversy. Who knows, you might even become the star of our next viral video! So come on, join us and let the trolling begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

DesuCraft: Where Creeper-chan goes boom boom! Kawaii adventures await! XD

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself riding a rainbow-colored llama with wings. Yes, you heard that right – a flying llama! But that’s not all, oh no. As you explore our server, you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a rare breed of zombie that does the Macarena instead of trying to eat your brains. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride flying llamas, party with disco creepers, and dance with zombie Macarenas? Don’t desu, join us now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crops Grown:	8010
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Farms Harvested:	658	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky Bloopers: Where We Never Learn (Spoilers)

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old storylines and characters? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and unexpected endings just like your favorite manga series!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village full of quirky characters with relatable themes and experiences. You’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of a manga series, with plot arcs that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Choose your route wisely, as each ending is more outrageous than the last. Will you go for the organic and well-deserved ending like Uruka, or maybe take a chance on the cute and relatable Rizu? And don’t even get us started on Fumino’s forced ending – talk about drama!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Sempai route and uncover the mysteries of HER dad and Yuiga’s dad. It’s a weird and wild journey that will have you feeling like you’re in a bizarre alternate universe where Minecraft meets manga.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find a love interest, solve a family mystery, or even encounter a badass dad along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blocky Bants: The Loli Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And our creepers wear top hats and monocles, making them the fanciest explosions you’ll ever see! Plus, our villagers have mastered the art of breakdancing and will trade you emeralds for your best dance moves. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure because, in the words of our founder, “I just think they’re neat.”

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BoomerCraft: Where 4chan meets Minecraft! Build, troll, and mine your way to retirement!

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Are you tired of getting banned from 4chan for being “too old”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect replacement! Join us and build your way to internet fame without worrying about age restrictions or pesky moderators. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, ready to prank unsuspecting players with his spooky antics. So say goodbye to 4chan drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our wacky Minecraft community!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Potions Brewed:	186

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ChickCraft – Where women rule and startup their Minecraft empire! 🐥💪

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Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server out there! Join us at our server, where we help Female Vtubers navigate the virtual world with expert advice and tips. Why join us, you ask? Well, because we have gender-specific strategies to help you conquer the Minecraft universe and gain a massive audience!

Are you a seasoned streamer or Vtuber looking to level up your game? No worries, we got you covered! We provide advice for redebuts and rebranding, so you can become the ultimate Vtuber sensation.

Even if you’re just a humble viewer wanting to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome to join the fun! Just make sure to get their consent before doing anything sketchy, like putting up 4chan ads. We’re all about ethical Vtubing practices here!

And if you’re looking for some resources to up your Vtubing game, we’ve got you covered with our handy pastebin link. Plus, we have threads for every type of Vtuber out there, from OG EN indies to ASMR chuubas and even chuubas who are 30 years old and up!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let’s conquer the virtual world together! Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber sensation with our help. Join now before your oshi grows too big for this server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	99	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blocky McBlockface: Where You Can Protect an Empty, Wavering World with Your Own Hands

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can protect our empty, wavering world with your own blocky hands! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone in this epic quest. Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and talking cows who will fight by your side.

Join us and experience the thrill of folding your wings (yes, you have wings now) and sleeping in peace knowing that you have saved the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ores Mined:	504	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SaltCraft: Where everyone is more blessed than you and you hate them all

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Are you tired of all those smug players with their diamond armor and enchanted weapons, flaunting their blessings in your face? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and unleash your inner rage as you take on those privileged players with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Show them who’s boss and make them regret ever crossing paths with you. Trust us, the satisfaction of taking down those “blessed” players will be sweeter than any diamond you could ever mine. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the salt flow through you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Elon’s Resignation Party: Who’s Next? Minecraft Server

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a server where Elon Musk himself is the owner and he’s constantly coming up with crazy new updates like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. And get this, when he resigns, we’re gonna have a new owner who is a literal wizard! That’s right, a wizard who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Handshake Kingdom

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise to build you a castle made entirely out of sand! Why? Because who needs boring old stone when you can have a sandy palace fit for a king (or queen)!

Join us for some zany adventures and maybe even a little bit of romance because the time is ripe for some Minecraft love. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your blocky soulmate somewhere in our pixelated world.

So come on, take my hand and let’s embark on a journey to a land of sandcastles, love, and endless possibilities. Because somehow, somewhere, someday, this Minecraft server will be the most epic place you’ve ever been.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Enchantments Applied:	213	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Creepers Gone Wild

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because our server is the place to be if you’re looking for some wild and wacky adventures!

Join us and you might just witness Doki making a triumphant return to the server, complete with a grand parade and fireworks show for all to enjoy. And if that’s not enough, Elira will also be making her grand return, but this time she’s bringing along a pet dragon that she’s trained to do her bidding.

With over 100k streams of Doki’s return and 3k streams of Elira’s return, you know this server is where all the action is happening. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Enchantments Applied:	183
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3