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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 7670 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Star Shards Collected: | 223 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 360 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.
Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.