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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 5772 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 49 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
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