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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 499 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
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