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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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