yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Runes Activated: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Magic Items Found: 2260
Undead Armies Raised: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur

    Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing weirder than our players is the smell of the mall that no one else can smell! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while also questioning your own sanity.

    Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you on your toes, from the player who insists they can communicate with creepers to the one who swears they saw Herobrine lurking in the shadows.

    But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal players who just want to build cool stuff and have a good time. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our mall-smelling Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CraftyFails

    CraftyFails
    Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a magical bacon-powered unicorn? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our server, we have a special Piggy Pilot program where pigs actually sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic porky angels. Join us and learn the hard way that pigs CAN fly (sort of).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 135
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Craftbox

    Craftbox

    Join CraftBox, a meticulously crafted BoxPvP server offering a balanced economy and a rewarding gameplay experience. Engage in thrilling combat, strategic mining, and resource gathering as you strive to dominate the server. Our robust anti-cheat system and dedicated staff ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MineSwift

    MineSwift

    Dive into the ultimate survival challenge with our Lifesteal SMP! In this high-stakes server, every hit counts—literally. Players can steal hearts from others, making PvP battles more intense than ever. Whether you’re forging alliances or battling enemies, the unique lifesteal mechanic adds a thrilling twist to survival gameplay. Explore vast biomes, conquer dangerous dungeons, and build epic bases while always keeping an eye on your hearts.

    Join our tight-knit community where strategy, skill, and cunning are your keys to victory. With regular events, active admins, and a friendly player base, there’s never a dull moment on [Your Server Name]. Are you ready to outlast and outplay? Your survival journey starts here!

    Features:

    Lifesteal Mechanic: Gain hearts by defeating other players! Custom Events: Participate in unique challenges and tournaments. Active Community: Join a welcoming and engaged player base. Regular Updates: New content and improvements are added frequently. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds

    The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds
    Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server!
    This is a laid-back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. The server supports high player counts and has community-made cities.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Click on the link provided in the announcement above and follow the one-click verify instructions.
    Are there any map resets? No, the server has been running for over 3 years with no map resets.
    Is there a world boundary? Yes, there is a soft world boundary that is 30,000 blocks wide. The saved area is from X15,000 Z15,000 to X-15,000 Z-15,000. Venturing outside the boundary may result in occasional world resets.
    What kind of mods are available on the server? The server features carefully curated mods that automatically install when you join. These mods include custom mobs, items, biomes, and more.
    Can I play alone or with others? Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server supports high player counts for large groups, and there are community-made cities you can join or start your own.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

    But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

    On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

    So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • /WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General

    /WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around!

    Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

    PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 94

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyCreeper69

    CraftyCreeper69
    Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

    Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

    So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Magic Items Found: 1482
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

    UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

    and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

    so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 43 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 466 Dragon Eggs Found: 8859
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • RenewableCraft: India200GW

    RenewableCraft: India200GW
    come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 303 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Iboga Dance Party Server

    Iboga Dance Party Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Dragon Scales Harvested: 197
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Enchantments Applied: 57

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • eusurvival

    eusurvival

    EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

    The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

    Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

    We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

    No. 691902298 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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