yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Demon Skulls Collected: 14
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 9859

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Savage Minecraft Server

    Savage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can turn into a savage! That’s right, you’ll be running around the blocky world with a wild look in your eyes, ready to take on anything that comes your way.

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?

    So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Falling into the Void: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP

    Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Oh, the chaos!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, where the winner gets a golden carrot as a prize. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the best DOOM 2 level ever: MAP 28: The Spirit World. Why is it the best, you ask? Because it’s filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs. Yes, you read that right.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous gameplay of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • SwipeCraft: No Regrets

    SwipeCraft: No Regrets
    Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys online who can’t take a hint? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can block anyone with the click of a button! No more dealing with pet names, flip-flopping, or boundary-crossing behavior. Our server is a safe space for all players, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any drama.

    We promise that no one will call you “dear” or “babe” without your consent, and if they do, you can simply block them and move on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back. So say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience!

    Join now and start building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. And remember, on our server, you’re always in control of who you interact with. So why wait? Join today and start crafting your own adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • DreamCraft SMP

    DreamCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard! Don’t believe us? Just try to type in chat without accidentally hitting the “neigh” key.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the world with their starchy goodness. Will you join them or will you stand against the potato uprising?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Sure, he might blow up your stuff every now and then, but hey, at least he’s trying to make connections in the afterlife!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally become what you dream of… a llama potato farmer with a ghostly creeper best friend!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Potions Brewed: 74
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • TraitCraft

    TraitCraft
    Are you a master builder with a knack for creating epic structures out of pixelated blocks? Do you have the survival skills of a seasoned adventurer, always ready to take on the next creeper that crosses your path? Or maybe you’re just a total goofball who loves to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens?

    Well, whatever your best personality trait may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to show it off! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious shenanigans.

    Whether you’re looking to team up with other players to conquer dungeons and defeat powerful bosses, or you just want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, this server has got you covered. So come on over and let your inner blocky genius shine – we can’t wait to see what you come up with!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Mines Excavated: 4205
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Hate-Free Zone Server

    Hate-Free Zone Server
    LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha cha slide! we got a secret underground disco party where all the villagers get down and boogie woogie!

    our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! we have a roller coaster made out of diamonds and a water park filled with lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof swimsuits).

    we have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance off to see who’s the best dancer in the land. last week, a zombie won with his killer moonwalk!

    so if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us! but beware, our server is so addictive, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 199 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 37

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms

    Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms
    Yo, so like, this server is like finding fossils in the Australian desert, but way more lit, ya know? We got crazy creatures called Quaestio simpsonorum that are all asymmetrical and stuff, showing how life got all complex and fancy over 500 million years ago.

    Join this server if you wanna uncover the mysteries of evolution while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual world, waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the next big thing in gaming evolution.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Ds99eu Network

    Ds99eu Network

    Joins us today! This is a new minecraft network with lots of custom plugins. Our target is to make a server that is liked by all players playing in it. Come and try it yourself. We hope you like it!

    Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KMM3fmgZfx

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 187 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Magic Items Found: 8526 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Epic Battles Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Jay Nepal

    Jay Nepal

    Embark on a creative adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Whether you’re crafting grand cities or pixel-perfect masterpieces, Jay Nepal is your canvas to build and explore. Our server offers a fun and engaging environment with exciting features, including:

    Cosmetics – Customize your look with unique flair Player Tags – Stand out and express yourself Parkour – Challenge your agility and skills WorldEdit – Build faster and easier Ranks & Coins Economy – Unlock rewards and progress

    Join our Discord for future updates, events, and support from our amazing community! . We can’t wait to see your creative projects come to life on Jay Nepal!

    Come join the fun today and unleash your creativity!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2712 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 319
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 431
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server

    Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

    On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

    Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Enchantments Applied: 227
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur

    Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing weirder than our players is the smell of the mall that no one else can smell! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while also questioning your own sanity.

    Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you on your toes, from the player who insists they can communicate with creepers to the one who swears they saw Herobrine lurking in the shadows.

    But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal players who just want to build cool stuff and have a good time. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our mall-smelling Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Ores Mined: 9270
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 28

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyFails

    CraftyFails
    Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a magical bacon-powered unicorn? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our server, we have a special Piggy Pilot program where pigs actually sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic porky angels. Join us and learn the hard way that pigs CAN fly (sort of).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Craftbox

    Craftbox

    Join CraftBox, a meticulously crafted BoxPvP server offering a balanced economy and a rewarding gameplay experience. Engage in thrilling combat, strategic mining, and resource gathering as you strive to dominate the server. Our robust anti-cheat system and dedicated staff ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 311 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MineSwift

    MineSwift

    Dive into the ultimate survival challenge with our Lifesteal SMP! In this high-stakes server, every hit counts—literally. Players can steal hearts from others, making PvP battles more intense than ever. Whether you’re forging alliances or battling enemies, the unique lifesteal mechanic adds a thrilling twist to survival gameplay. Explore vast biomes, conquer dangerous dungeons, and build epic bases while always keeping an eye on your hearts.

    Join our tight-knit community where strategy, skill, and cunning are your keys to victory. With regular events, active admins, and a friendly player base, there’s never a dull moment on [Your Server Name]. Are you ready to outlast and outplay? Your survival journey starts here!

    Features:

    Lifesteal Mechanic: Gain hearts by defeating other players! Custom Events: Participate in unique challenges and tournaments. Active Community: Join a welcoming and engaged player base. Regular Updates: New content and improvements are added frequently. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Crops Grown: 5374
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 41
    Chimeras Created: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds

    The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds
    Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server!
    This is a laid-back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. The server supports high player counts and has community-made cities.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Click on the link provided in the announcement above and follow the one-click verify instructions.
    Are there any map resets? No, the server has been running for over 3 years with no map resets.
    Is there a world boundary? Yes, there is a soft world boundary that is 30,000 blocks wide. The saved area is from X15,000 Z15,000 to X-15,000 Z-15,000. Venturing outside the boundary may result in occasional world resets.
    What kind of mods are available on the server? The server features carefully curated mods that automatically install when you join. These mods include custom mobs, items, biomes, and more.
    Can I play alone or with others? Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server supports high player counts for large groups, and there are community-made cities you can join or start your own.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Potions Brewed: 66 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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