yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Crops Grown: 5156 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
Endless Night Skies: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • ZooCraft Minecraft Server

    ZooCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where nine monkeys died mysteriously at the hong kong zoo but don’t worry, our server is monkey-proof! we have bananas for days and even have a monkey king as our ruler. join us for some wild adventures and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of the monkey massacre. plus, our server has a secret underground banana bunker where you can hide from any monkey business. so come swing on over and join the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Towns Built: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • HezDroneBlasters

    HezDroneBlasters
    so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 232 Mines Excavated: 1660
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Ignite Survival

    Ignite Survival

    {Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Pristine Network

    Pristine Network

    Pristine Network is a relatively new Minecraft Server which started in 2024 and provides it’s player base with an unforgettable experience. Pristine offers Lifesteal & Duels which help you train your PvP Skill, meet new people, join events to earn prizes, & more! Pristine also offers Custom Features that you’ll be impressed with once you join!

    Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)

    Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.

    IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server

    Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surprises never end! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to find that our server has just launched its second season, filled with even more craziness and chaos than before.

    Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.

    Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.

    But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CousinCraft WeddingGate

    CousinCraft WeddingGate
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

    Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

    Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

    PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

    But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

    Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

    So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • MineGirrlRealityCheck

    MineGirrlRealityCheck
    Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

    Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

    KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names
    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Chimeras Created: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Savage Minecraft Server

    Savage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can turn into a savage! That’s right, you’ll be running around the blocky world with a wild look in your eyes, ready to take on anything that comes your way.

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?

    So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 31
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP

    Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Oh, the chaos!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, where the winner gets a golden carrot as a prize. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the best DOOM 2 level ever: MAP 28: The Spirit World. Why is it the best, you ask? Because it’s filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs. Yes, you read that right.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous gameplay of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • SwipeCraft: No Regrets

    SwipeCraft: No Regrets
    Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys online who can’t take a hint? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can block anyone with the click of a button! No more dealing with pet names, flip-flopping, or boundary-crossing behavior. Our server is a safe space for all players, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any drama.

    We promise that no one will call you “dear” or “babe” without your consent, and if they do, you can simply block them and move on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back. So say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience!

    Join now and start building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. And remember, on our server, you’re always in control of who you interact with. So why wait? Join today and start crafting your own adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • DreamCraft SMP

    DreamCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard! Don’t believe us? Just try to type in chat without accidentally hitting the “neigh” key.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the world with their starchy goodness. Will you join them or will you stand against the potato uprising?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Sure, he might blow up your stuff every now and then, but hey, at least he’s trying to make connections in the afterlife!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally become what you dream of… a llama potato farmer with a ghostly creeper best friend!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Runes Activated: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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