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we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 3397 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
Orbs of Power Found: 8 Endless Night Skies: 3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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