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we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 773817 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Orbs of Power Found: 6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
Undead Armies Raised: 1 Dragons Tamed: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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