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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
Magical Moments Shared: 14 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 12

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