so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the ultimate vaccine against boring gameplay. just like how this mRNA vaccine protected mice against deadly bacteria, this server will protect you against the deadly boredom of other servers.

all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”

come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 18

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Heckin’Craft Minecraft Server

    Heckin’Craft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more enemies than the IDF! we killed like 250 hezbollah dudes and our death toll is like 2,000 and counting! join us for some crazy pvp battles and build the most insane bases ever! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re one of those hezbollah guys, then maybe you will regret it a little). come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s dominate the virtual world together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • SabotageCraftEU

    SabotageCraftEU
    Yo, dis server be so lit, even da Kremlin be tryna sabotage it cuz dey jelly of all da fun we be havin! Like, dey be sendin creepers and zombies to try and mess wit us, but we just be buildin diamond fortresses and laughin in deir faces. Join us if ya wanna show dem Kremlin fools who da real bosses of Minecraft are! Plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and a rollercoaster made entirely of cake. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come join da madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • SpiceCraft: Anti-Inflammatory Adventures

    SpiceCraft: Anti-Inflammatory Adventures
    come join our epic minecraft server where we serve up anti-inflammatory goodness like a Mediterranean feast for your virtual soul! forget about heart disease and cancer, we’ve got the spice to keep you healthy and thriving in the blocky world. plus, our pixelated landscapes are so stunning, they’ll make you forget all about those pro-inflammatory diets. join us now and start building your way to a healthier, happier life in the most insane minecraft server ever created!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Crops Grown: 3311 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • 🍓 FunnyMC 🍓 Survival, BedWars, Grif ▶️ 1.8-1.21 Minecraft server

    🍓 FunnyMC 🍓 Survival, BedWars, Grif ▶️ 1.8-1.21 Minecraft server

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    FunnyMC server on version 1.8 – 1.21+

    — Survival, Vulture, BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, MurderMystery

    — Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

    — Statistics of the best players

    — Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, holiday beach, prostitutes

    — Unique plugins made by our programmers

    — Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

    — Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

    — Honest donation

    IP – play.FunnyMC.net

    Website: https://mcfunny.ru

    VK group: https://vk.com/funnymc

    A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

    We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

    Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

    Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

    With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3260 Dragon Scales Harvested: 104
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Enchantments Applied: 82

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Lost at Sea MC: Forgetting to Breathe Since 1.21

    Lost at Sea MC: Forgetting to Breathe Since 1.21

    Blue Horizon Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Welcome to Blue Horizon, a vibrant SMP server that has set sail to bring you an unparalleled survival experience. Launched in August of 2024, our goal is to craft a community where every moment is filled with adventure and excitement.

    Features:

    A Dynamic Survival Experience From mid to end-game, immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Jobs, and Custom items/tools/armors!
    Enhanced Quality of Life Enjoy Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Claim Flags, and more!
    Exciting Crate Rewards Monthly cycle of new Crate content with custom armors, tools, and enchantments!
    Player-Driven Economy Trade, create shops, sell items, or use the server’s shop to interact in the economy.
    In-Game Ranks 24 ranks available for purchase with in-game currency, each with unique perks and collectibles.

    Join Us:

    Website: blue-horizon.tebex.io

    Discord: discord.gg/TcVM3zvySA

    Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join our server using the Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net
    Are there custom items on the server? Yes, we have custom items, tools, and armors with unique abilities and enchantments
    What is the economy like on Blue Horizon? We have a player-driven economy where you can trade, create shops, or sell items at the server shop
    What are the in-game ranks and how do I obtain them? We offer 24 in-game ranks that can be purchased with in-game currency, each with its own perks and collectibles

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 39 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • BlockCraft Server – Minecraft Server

    BlockCraft Server – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Paladin humiliation to a whole new level! Join us for the ultimate Paladin humiliation ritual edition, where we make Paladins do ridiculous tasks like dancing in front of a horde of angry chickens or reciting Shakespeare in their underwear.

    But that’s not all! We also have exclusive access to the latest WoW news, including the epic war within and new cinematic Threads of Destiny. Want to get your hands on some rare items from the October Trading Post? Join our server and trade with fellow players who have no restrictions on what they’ll pump into Tyrande.

    And don’t miss out on our 20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, where you can celebrate two decades of WoW with special events and rewards. Plus, join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more fun and shenanigans.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even witness a Paladin riding a pig while juggling flaming swords – anything is possible in our world of madness and mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Magic Items Found: 8475 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • The Best Minecraft SMP Android Phone

    The Best Minecraft SMP Android Phone
    Hey gamers, looking for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our villagers are so hot they’ll make your pixels blush.

    Join us for epic battles against creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a secret underground base that even Herobrine would envy. Plus, rumor has it that the best android phone on the market is actually hidden somewhere in our world – find it and you’ll become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • HolyWoofMC

    HolyWoofMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where even the animals get blessings? Look no further than our server, where we sprinkle holy water on all the pixelated pets for good luck and protection!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, like the time a creeper accidentally wandered into a church and got blessed by mistake. Now he’s the most peaceful creeper in all of Minecraft!

    And don’t worry, our server is 100% creeper-friendly, so you can bring all your explosive friends along for the ride. Who knows, maybe they’ll even find inner peace and stop blowing up your builds!

    So come on down to our server and experience the most unique and hilarious blessings you’ll ever see in Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for any waterboarding priests…they can be a bit overzealous with the holy water!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • FruitNinjaMinecraftSMP

    FruitNinjaMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the juiciest, most fruit-filled adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and become a fruit ninja as you slice your way through watermelons, pineapples, and even durians! But watch out for the evil banana mob that will try to slip you up at every turn.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the legendary Fruit Wars that happen every Sunday? Fight alongside your fellow players as you defend the honor of your favorite fruit against the dastardly Grape Gang.

    So come on, join us and let’s make this server the zestiest, most delicious place in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 166 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • BlockBribez

    BlockBribez
    Have you ever stolen diamonds from a fellow player in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the crazy shenanigans you can get into! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might even find yourself starting a llama racing business or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. So come on, what’s the worst thing you’ve done for money? Join us and let’s see if you can top it on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • HyunmooCraft Minecraft Server

    HyunmooCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We got Hyunmoo-V monster missiles that’ll blow your mind (and everything else) with their nine-ton warheads! Who needs TNT when you got these bad boys, amirite?

    Join us if you wanna see some nuclear-like destruction in action! We’re talking explosions that’ll make your screen shake and your heart race. It’s like the Fourth of July every day on our server, baby!

    So come on down and join the fun! Build, mine, and blow stuff up with us. Just make sure you have your blast-proof armor on, ’cause things are about to get wild! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one missile at a time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 36 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • BombCraft: Russian Airshow

    BombCraft: Russian Airshow
    come join our server where we have russians shooting down planes launching bombs, it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! you can build your own bomb shelter and try to survive the chaos. also, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off mutant creepers. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Mastermind Minecraft Server

    Mastermind Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the mastermind behind the infamous /qa2/ meme! Not only that, but this person claims they will definitely get Trump elected this season. How? Who knows, but you can ask them yourself in their short AMA happening today on the server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with meme magic, political shenanigans, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this crazy Minecraft server? So come on and join us for a truly unique and unpredictable gaming experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP

    Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server decided to roleplay as their favorite anime character, Mio Akiyama. They got so into character that they took off their shirt, put a scarf on their head as a wig, and turned off the lights for the full immersive experience. And you know what happened next? Let’s just say things got a little messy… But that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us for some insane shenanigans and unforgettable moments!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • SMP18AdviceMinecraft

    SMP18AdviceMinecraft
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 918 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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