so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the ultimate vaccine against boring gameplay. just like how this mRNA vaccine protected mice against deadly bacteria, this server will protect you against the deadly boredom of other servers.

all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”

come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Fish Space Abduction: A Minecraft Server

    Fish Space Abduction: A Minecraft Server
    u ever wonder why fish gettin’ all snatched up from the water? it aint cuz of no fisherman, it cuz aliens be abductin’ em! come join our minecraft server and help us uncover the truth behind the fishy disappearances. we got UFOs flyin’ around, fish talkin’ in alien languages, and a secret underwater base where the fish are plottin’ their revenge. join us if u wanna be part of the craziest fishy adventure in minecraft history!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 914 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Allergic Anarchy: Danger Zone

    Allergic Anarchy: Danger Zone
    come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of food allergies! our world is a safe haven where you can munch on all the virtual food you want without fear of anaphylaxis! build a giant peanut butter castle or a towering gluten-free skyscraper, the possibilities are endless!

    our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life worries and immerse yourself in a world where food allergies don’t exist. no more epi-pens or ingredient labels to read, just pure unadulterated fun!

    so come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boredom! trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our virtual doctors are always on call in case of any in-game emergencies. see you in the game, food allergy warriors!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
    Alien Abductions: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Marthia Nations: Where vanilla and factions collide…kind of.

    Marthia Nations: Where vanilla and factions collide…kind of.
    Name Marthia Nations
    Discord https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

    Overview

    Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

    Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How long has Marthia Nations been around? Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
    What plugins does Marthia Nations have? Marthia Nations has plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
    Can players build empires on Marthia Nations? Yes, players can build empires and battle with working ships and planes on Marthia Nations.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Frustrating Minigame Madness Minecraft Server

    Frustrating Minigame Madness Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old minigames where skill actually matters? Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most frustrating and unfair hacking minigame you’ll ever experience! We only give you four attempts to guess the password from a pool of twenty words – talk about living life on the edge! It’s like playing Russian roulette with your brain cells. Who needs logic and strategy when you can rely on pure luck and RNGesus to guide you through the chaos? Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and infuriation – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Better Survival and Prosperity Minecraft SMP

    Better Survival and Prosperity Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the fate of human civilization is decided by building epic structures and battling mobs! Will you be the one to lead us to prosperity or will you accidentally blow up the entire village with TNT? Only one way to find out! Join now and show us your leadership skills…or lack thereof!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Buildings Constructed: 37

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • AgeCraft SMP: “Respawning with experience!”

    AgeCraft SMP: “Respawning with experience!”
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret potion that will make you age in reverse every time you log in. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to smooth, youthful skin as you build, mine, and craft your way through our wacky world.

    But that’s not all – we also have a pet llama named Larry who can speak seven different languages and will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields this sword will have the power to control time itself!

    So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the fountain of youth, talking llamas, and epic quests like never before. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s a bit of a diva.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 73 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Villages Defended: 12
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Gods Slained: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Post-Coitus Craft

    Post-Coitus Craft
    After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • ProjectilePvP Minecraft Server

    ProjectilePvP Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior like the ukrainian defence forces taking down russian command posts with western projectiles! build ur own fortress and defend it against enemy attacks, or go on epic quests to find rare treasures and slay dangerous mobs. u never know what crazy adventures await u on our server, so join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Potions Brewed: 68
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 185 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • NATOcraft: Stoltenberg’s LOL Ukraine

    NATOcraft: Stoltenberg’s LOL Ukraine
    HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN STOLTENBERG WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS UKRAINE COULD BECOME A PART OF NATO EVEN IF RUSSIA IS TAKING OVER TERRITORIES! THAT’S HOW EPIC THIS SERVER IS, FOLKS!

    WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE LAVA! JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST WACKY AND WILD MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN NOW, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! EVEN MAKING STOLTENBERG DO THE FLOSS DANCE WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Gecko Vibes: The Sixth Sense

    Gecko Vibes: The Sixth Sense
    omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server like srsly!! we got geckos with SIXTH SENSE yo, they can sense vibrations and stuff like they some kinda ninja spies or sumthin. u can be like a gecko whisperer on this server, talkin to them in their secret language and stuff. it’s like the animal kingdom meets minecraft, but with a twist of sci-fi and mystery. come join us and uncover the secrets of the gecko world, it’s gonna blow ur mind!! #geckogoals #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Star Shards Collected: 74

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is the ultimate survival skill! Join now for semi-vanilla fun and cross-play madness in version 1.21.1!

    CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is the ultimate survival skill! Join now for semi-vanilla fun and cross-play madness in version 1.21.1!
    Crafted Survival
    SMP Type Semi-vanilla
    Environment Friendly, fun, and inclusive
    Main Additions
    • Land Claiming
    • Shopping District
    • Homes and TPA
    • Live World Map
    • Mob Heads
    • One Player Sleep
    • Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting
    • Active Player Base
    IP play.craftedsurvival.net
    Bedrock Port 19132

    FAQ

    1. Can I grief on this server?

    No, griefing is not allowed on Crafted Survival. We strive to provide a griefer-free environment for all players.

    2. How can I claim land?

    You can claim land using the Land Claiming feature on the server. This allows you to protect your builds and prevent others from griefing them.

    3. Is there a shopping district on the server?

    Yes, Crafted Survival features a Shopping District where players can buy and sell items with each other.

    4. How do ranks work on the server?

    Ranks on Crafted Survival are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute to the community, the higher your rank will be.

    5. Can I teleport to other players’ homes?

    Yes, you can teleport to other players’ homes using the Homes and TPA feature on the server.

    6. Is there a live world map available?

    Yes, Crafted Survival offers a Live World Map feature that allows you to see the world in real-time and explore different areas.

    7. How can I get Mob Heads on the server?

    You can collect Mob Heads by defeating mobs in the game. They are a rare drop that you can use for decoration or crafting.

    8. What is the One Player Sleep feature?

    The One Player Sleep feature allows a single player to skip the night and set the time to day, making it more convenient for solo players.

    9. Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

    While we aim to keep the server close to vanilla, we encourage players to be creative and express themselves through their builds. There are no strict restrictions on building styles.

    10. How can I join the server?

    You can join Crafted Survival by entering the IP address play.craftedsurvival.net and the Bedrock Port 19132 in your Minecraft client. We look forward to welcoming you to our community!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • You Sold Out Minecraft Server

    You Sold Out Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the craziness that goes on here.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting for you to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie, then you might not survive the fun)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Dimension Hops: 15 Chimeras Created: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

    Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old events and lackluster updates? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can race through fiery obstacles and compete for epic loot. And don’t forget to check out our Dev Face-to-Face where you can meet the mysterious Zenless Zone Zero – who knows what secrets he holds!

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our legendary agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz, who will guide you through the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on their epic quests.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have upcoming events that will blow your mind. From the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade to the Overlord’s Feast, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

    But the fun doesn’t stop there! Redeemable codes, resources, and useful links are waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • LDRs4Life Minecraft SMP

    LDRs4Life Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being in a long distance relationship with your favorite Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to lag and hello to love at first block placement.

    Our server is like a virtual dating app, but for gamers. You’ll meet your soulmate in the form of a creeper that just can’t stop following you around. And who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your special someone a diamond pickaxe?

    But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like speed mining dates and build battles that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. So come join us and find your pixelated prince or princess charming. Long distance relationships have never been so block-tastic!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Villages Defended: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CraftyRejects

    CraftyRejects
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of getting rejected in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft server where getting rejected is a thing of the past. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon proposed to us and we said yes! So come on over and let’s build a world where rejection doesn’t exist, just like our imaginary girlfriend who totally isn’t a creeper in disguise. Join now and let’s make rejection a thing of the past!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Void Gems Collected: 12
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Ores Mined: 9918
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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