so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the ultimate vaccine against boring gameplay. just like how this mRNA vaccine protected mice against deadly bacteria, this server will protect you against the deadly boredom of other servers.

all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”

come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Zombie Dances: 10
Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Rainbows Spotted: 4 Enchantments Applied: 67

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

    Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old events and lackluster updates? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can race through fiery obstacles and compete for epic loot. And don’t forget to check out our Dev Face-to-Face where you can meet the mysterious Zenless Zone Zero – who knows what secrets he holds!

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our legendary agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz, who will guide you through the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on their epic quests.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have upcoming events that will blow your mind. From the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade to the Overlord’s Feast, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

    But the fun doesn’t stop there! Redeemable codes, resources, and useful links are waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4009 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • LDRs4Life Minecraft SMP

    LDRs4Life Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being in a long distance relationship with your favorite Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to lag and hello to love at first block placement.

    Our server is like a virtual dating app, but for gamers. You’ll meet your soulmate in the form of a creeper that just can’t stop following you around. And who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your special someone a diamond pickaxe?

    But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like speed mining dates and build battles that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. So come join us and find your pixelated prince or princess charming. Long distance relationships have never been so block-tastic!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CraftyRejects

    CraftyRejects
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of getting rejected in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft server where getting rejected is a thing of the past. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon proposed to us and we said yes! So come on over and let’s build a world where rejection doesn’t exist, just like our imaginary girlfriend who totally isn’t a creeper in disguise. Join now and let’s make rejection a thing of the past!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 15 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Heckin’Craft Minecraft Server

    Heckin’Craft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more enemies than the IDF! we killed like 250 hezbollah dudes and our death toll is like 2,000 and counting! join us for some crazy pvp battles and build the most insane bases ever! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re one of those hezbollah guys, then maybe you will regret it a little). come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s dominate the virtual world together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • SabotageCraftEU

    SabotageCraftEU
    Yo, dis server be so lit, even da Kremlin be tryna sabotage it cuz dey jelly of all da fun we be havin! Like, dey be sendin creepers and zombies to try and mess wit us, but we just be buildin diamond fortresses and laughin in deir faces. Join us if ya wanna show dem Kremlin fools who da real bosses of Minecraft are! Plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and a rollercoaster made entirely of cake. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come join da madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • SpiceCraft: Anti-Inflammatory Adventures

    SpiceCraft: Anti-Inflammatory Adventures
    come join our epic minecraft server where we serve up anti-inflammatory goodness like a Mediterranean feast for your virtual soul! forget about heart disease and cancer, we’ve got the spice to keep you healthy and thriving in the blocky world. plus, our pixelated landscapes are so stunning, they’ll make you forget all about those pro-inflammatory diets. join us now and start building your way to a healthier, happier life in the most insane minecraft server ever created!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Villages Defended: 19
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Mines Excavated: 4498
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • 🍓 FunnyMC 🍓 Survival, BedWars, Grif ▶️ 1.8-1.21 Minecraft server

    🍓 FunnyMC 🍓 Survival, BedWars, Grif ▶️ 1.8-1.21 Minecraft server

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    FunnyMC server on version 1.8 – 1.21+

    — Survival, Vulture, BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, MurderMystery

    — Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

    — Statistics of the best players

    — Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, holiday beach, prostitutes

    — Unique plugins made by our programmers

    — Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

    — Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

    — Honest donation

    IP – play.FunnyMC.net

    Website: https://mcfunny.ru

    VK group: https://vk.com/funnymc

    A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

    We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

    Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

    Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

    With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Lost at Sea MC: Forgetting to Breathe Since 1.21

    Lost at Sea MC: Forgetting to Breathe Since 1.21

    Blue Horizon Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Welcome to Blue Horizon, a vibrant SMP server that has set sail to bring you an unparalleled survival experience. Launched in August of 2024, our goal is to craft a community where every moment is filled with adventure and excitement.

    Features:

    A Dynamic Survival Experience From mid to end-game, immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Jobs, and Custom items/tools/armors!
    Enhanced Quality of Life Enjoy Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Claim Flags, and more!
    Exciting Crate Rewards Monthly cycle of new Crate content with custom armors, tools, and enchantments!
    Player-Driven Economy Trade, create shops, sell items, or use the server’s shop to interact in the economy.
    In-Game Ranks 24 ranks available for purchase with in-game currency, each with unique perks and collectibles.

    Join Us:

    Website: blue-horizon.tebex.io

    Discord: discord.gg/TcVM3zvySA

    Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join our server using the Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net
    Are there custom items on the server? Yes, we have custom items, tools, and armors with unique abilities and enchantments
    What is the economy like on Blue Horizon? We have a player-driven economy where you can trade, create shops, or sell items at the server shop
    What are the in-game ranks and how do I obtain them? We offer 24 in-game ranks that can be purchased with in-game currency, each with its own perks and collectibles

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    New Chunks Explored: 192937 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • BlockCraft Server – Minecraft Server

    BlockCraft Server – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Paladin humiliation to a whole new level! Join us for the ultimate Paladin humiliation ritual edition, where we make Paladins do ridiculous tasks like dancing in front of a horde of angry chickens or reciting Shakespeare in their underwear.

    But that’s not all! We also have exclusive access to the latest WoW news, including the epic war within and new cinematic Threads of Destiny. Want to get your hands on some rare items from the October Trading Post? Join our server and trade with fellow players who have no restrictions on what they’ll pump into Tyrande.

    And don’t miss out on our 20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, where you can celebrate two decades of WoW with special events and rewards. Plus, join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more fun and shenanigans.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even witness a Paladin riding a pig while juggling flaming swords – anything is possible in our world of madness and mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Towns Built: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • The Best Minecraft SMP Android Phone

    The Best Minecraft SMP Android Phone
    Hey gamers, looking for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our villagers are so hot they’ll make your pixels blush.

    Join us for epic battles against creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a secret underground base that even Herobrine would envy. Plus, rumor has it that the best android phone on the market is actually hidden somewhere in our world – find it and you’ll become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Love Letters Sent: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • HolyWoofMC

    HolyWoofMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where even the animals get blessings? Look no further than our server, where we sprinkle holy water on all the pixelated pets for good luck and protection!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, like the time a creeper accidentally wandered into a church and got blessed by mistake. Now he’s the most peaceful creeper in all of Minecraft!

    And don’t worry, our server is 100% creeper-friendly, so you can bring all your explosive friends along for the ride. Who knows, maybe they’ll even find inner peace and stop blowing up your builds!

    So come on down to our server and experience the most unique and hilarious blessings you’ll ever see in Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for any waterboarding priests…they can be a bit overzealous with the holy water!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • FruitNinjaMinecraftSMP

    FruitNinjaMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the juiciest, most fruit-filled adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and become a fruit ninja as you slice your way through watermelons, pineapples, and even durians! But watch out for the evil banana mob that will try to slip you up at every turn.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the legendary Fruit Wars that happen every Sunday? Fight alongside your fellow players as you defend the honor of your favorite fruit against the dastardly Grape Gang.

    So come on, join us and let’s make this server the zestiest, most delicious place in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Emeralds Found: 775 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BlockBribez

    BlockBribez
    Have you ever stolen diamonds from a fellow player in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the crazy shenanigans you can get into! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might even find yourself starting a llama racing business or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. So come on, what’s the worst thing you’ve done for money? Join us and let’s see if you can top it on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Void Gems Collected: 33
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • HyunmooCraft Minecraft Server

    HyunmooCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We got Hyunmoo-V monster missiles that’ll blow your mind (and everything else) with their nine-ton warheads! Who needs TNT when you got these bad boys, amirite?

    Join us if you wanna see some nuclear-like destruction in action! We’re talking explosions that’ll make your screen shake and your heart race. It’s like the Fourth of July every day on our server, baby!

    So come on down and join the fun! Build, mine, and blow stuff up with us. Just make sure you have your blast-proof armor on, ’cause things are about to get wild! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one missile at a time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Crops Grown: 5952
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • BombCraft: Russian Airshow

    BombCraft: Russian Airshow
    come join our server where we have russians shooting down planes launching bombs, it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! you can build your own bomb shelter and try to survive the chaos. also, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off mutant creepers. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 72 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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