so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the ultimate vaccine against boring gameplay. just like how this mRNA vaccine protected mice against deadly bacteria, this server will protect you against the deadly boredom of other servers.

all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”

come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared: 22 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party

    HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party
    so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Fish Space Abduction: A Minecraft Server

    Fish Space Abduction: A Minecraft Server
    u ever wonder why fish gettin’ all snatched up from the water? it aint cuz of no fisherman, it cuz aliens be abductin’ em! come join our minecraft server and help us uncover the truth behind the fishy disappearances. we got UFOs flyin’ around, fish talkin’ in alien languages, and a secret underwater base where the fish are plottin’ their revenge. join us if u wanna be part of the craziest fishy adventure in minecraft history!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Allergic Anarchy: Danger Zone

    Allergic Anarchy: Danger Zone
    come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of food allergies! our world is a safe haven where you can munch on all the virtual food you want without fear of anaphylaxis! build a giant peanut butter castle or a towering gluten-free skyscraper, the possibilities are endless!

    our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life worries and immerse yourself in a world where food allergies don’t exist. no more epi-pens or ingredient labels to read, just pure unadulterated fun!

    so come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boredom! trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our virtual doctors are always on call in case of any in-game emergencies. see you in the game, food allergy warriors!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Dragon Scales Harvested: 110
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Marthia Nations: Where vanilla and factions collide…kind of.

    Marthia Nations: Where vanilla and factions collide…kind of.
    Name Marthia Nations
    Discord https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

    Overview

    Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

    Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How long has Marthia Nations been around? Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
    What plugins does Marthia Nations have? Marthia Nations has plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
    Can players build empires on Marthia Nations? Yes, players can build empires and battle with working ships and planes on Marthia Nations.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Frustrating Minigame Madness Minecraft Server

    Frustrating Minigame Madness Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old minigames where skill actually matters? Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most frustrating and unfair hacking minigame you’ll ever experience! We only give you four attempts to guess the password from a pool of twenty words – talk about living life on the edge! It’s like playing Russian roulette with your brain cells. Who needs logic and strategy when you can rely on pure luck and RNGesus to guide you through the chaos? Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and infuriation – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Runes Activated: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Zombie Dances: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Better Survival and Prosperity Minecraft SMP

    Better Survival and Prosperity Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the fate of human civilization is decided by building epic structures and battling mobs! Will you be the one to lead us to prosperity or will you accidentally blow up the entire village with TNT? Only one way to find out! Join now and show us your leadership skills…or lack thereof!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 21
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Void Gems Collected: 28
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • AgeCraft SMP: “Respawning with experience!”

    AgeCraft SMP: “Respawning with experience!”
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret potion that will make you age in reverse every time you log in. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to smooth, youthful skin as you build, mine, and craft your way through our wacky world.

    But that’s not all – we also have a pet llama named Larry who can speak seven different languages and will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields this sword will have the power to control time itself!

    So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the fountain of youth, talking llamas, and epic quests like never before. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s a bit of a diva.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Post-Coitus Craft

    Post-Coitus Craft
    After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 903 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Demon Skulls Collected: 46 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • ProjectilePvP Minecraft Server

    ProjectilePvP Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior like the ukrainian defence forces taking down russian command posts with western projectiles! build ur own fortress and defend it against enemy attacks, or go on epic quests to find rare treasures and slay dangerous mobs. u never know what crazy adventures await u on our server, so join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • NATOcraft: Stoltenberg’s LOL Ukraine

    NATOcraft: Stoltenberg’s LOL Ukraine
    HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN STOLTENBERG WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS UKRAINE COULD BECOME A PART OF NATO EVEN IF RUSSIA IS TAKING OVER TERRITORIES! THAT’S HOW EPIC THIS SERVER IS, FOLKS!

    WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE LAVA! JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST WACKY AND WILD MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN NOW, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! EVEN MAKING STOLTENBERG DO THE FLOSS DANCE WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Dimension Hops: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8719
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Farms Harvested: 559 Dragon Eggs Found: 5588

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Gecko Vibes: The Sixth Sense

    Gecko Vibes: The Sixth Sense
    omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server like srsly!! we got geckos with SIXTH SENSE yo, they can sense vibrations and stuff like they some kinda ninja spies or sumthin. u can be like a gecko whisperer on this server, talkin to them in their secret language and stuff. it’s like the animal kingdom meets minecraft, but with a twist of sci-fi and mystery. come join us and uncover the secrets of the gecko world, it’s gonna blow ur mind!! #geckogoals #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Towns Built: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 45
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is the ultimate survival skill! Join now for semi-vanilla fun and cross-play madness in version 1.21.1!

    CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is the ultimate survival skill! Join now for semi-vanilla fun and cross-play madness in version 1.21.1!
    Crafted Survival
    SMP Type Semi-vanilla
    Environment Friendly, fun, and inclusive
    Main Additions
    • Land Claiming
    • Shopping District
    • Homes and TPA
    • Live World Map
    • Mob Heads
    • One Player Sleep
    • Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting
    • Active Player Base
    IP play.craftedsurvival.net
    Bedrock Port 19132

    FAQ

    1. Can I grief on this server?

    No, griefing is not allowed on Crafted Survival. We strive to provide a griefer-free environment for all players.

    2. How can I claim land?

    You can claim land using the Land Claiming feature on the server. This allows you to protect your builds and prevent others from griefing them.

    3. Is there a shopping district on the server?

    Yes, Crafted Survival features a Shopping District where players can buy and sell items with each other.

    4. How do ranks work on the server?

    Ranks on Crafted Survival are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute to the community, the higher your rank will be.

    5. Can I teleport to other players’ homes?

    Yes, you can teleport to other players’ homes using the Homes and TPA feature on the server.

    6. Is there a live world map available?

    Yes, Crafted Survival offers a Live World Map feature that allows you to see the world in real-time and explore different areas.

    7. How can I get Mob Heads on the server?

    You can collect Mob Heads by defeating mobs in the game. They are a rare drop that you can use for decoration or crafting.

    8. What is the One Player Sleep feature?

    The One Player Sleep feature allows a single player to skip the night and set the time to day, making it more convenient for solo players.

    9. Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

    While we aim to keep the server close to vanilla, we encourage players to be creative and express themselves through their builds. There are no strict restrictions on building styles.

    10. How can I join the server?

    You can join Crafted Survival by entering the IP address play.craftedsurvival.net and the Bedrock Port 19132 in your Minecraft client. We look forward to welcoming you to our community!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • You Sold Out Minecraft Server

    You Sold Out Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the craziness that goes on here.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting for you to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie, then you might not survive the fun)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 137
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

    Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old events and lackluster updates? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can race through fiery obstacles and compete for epic loot. And don’t forget to check out our Dev Face-to-Face where you can meet the mysterious Zenless Zone Zero – who knows what secrets he holds!

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our legendary agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz, who will guide you through the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on their epic quests.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have upcoming events that will blow your mind. From the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade to the Overlord’s Feast, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

    But the fun doesn’t stop there! Redeemable codes, resources, and useful links are waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • LDRs4Life Minecraft SMP

    LDRs4Life Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being in a long distance relationship with your favorite Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to lag and hello to love at first block placement.

    Our server is like a virtual dating app, but for gamers. You’ll meet your soulmate in the form of a creeper that just can’t stop following you around. And who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your special someone a diamond pickaxe?

    But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like speed mining dates and build battles that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. So come join us and find your pixelated prince or princess charming. Long distance relationships have never been so block-tastic!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Zombie Dances: 6 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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