so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the ultimate vaccine against boring gameplay. just like how this mRNA vaccine protected mice against deadly bacteria, this server will protect you against the deadly boredom of other servers.

all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”

come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 9771 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
Secret Passages Found: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Zombie Dances: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Divine Spears Created: 11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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