so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the ultimate vaccine against boring gameplay. just like how this mRNA vaccine protected mice against deadly bacteria, this server will protect you against the deadly boredom of other servers.

all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”

come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
Wilderness Tamed: 18 Demon Skulls Collected: 49
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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