Uzaki’s Blocky Demise | New Minecraft Servers 2024

EUROPE SUCKS

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Crafty Creepers Co.

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, something crazy is always going down! Picture this: one day, our team of secret agents decided to shake things up and create chaos in the Minecraft world. And guess what? It worked! Now, you can join in on the madness and be a part of the most epic adventure ever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember, it was always our plan… 😉🕵️‍♂️🔥

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BrokenSMP

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Chaos, Civilization, Cunning, Fortresses, gameplay, landscape, Lawless, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Raids, STRONG, Survival, Trickster, ultimate playground, UNFORGIVING, WANDERER, WARLORD

Welcome to Brokensmp, the ultimate playground of chaos in Minecraft. In this lawless realm, there are no rules, only pure anarchy reigns. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a daring newcomer, forge your path amidst the rubble of civilization. Build towering fortresses, orchestrate daring raids, and navigate treacherous alliances. Every block you place and every step you take shapes the ever-evolving landscape of Brokensmp. Will you rise as a feared warlord, a cunning trickster, or a solitary wanderer? The choice is yours in this unforgiving world where only the strongest and most cunning prevail.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NijiEN’s Soggy Demise

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is under attack by evil forces who want to destroy Hololive and steal all the unicorns! Join us in the battle against dramaleeches and phasecucks who worship homo cock (yes, you read that right). Will you be the hero who saves the unicorns and defeats the evil idol culture? Join now and find out! Just remember, the fate of the unicorns is in your hands!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyCreeperz – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally destroyed a gun that was supposed to save the world. Instead of facing consequences, they were transported to our server where they must embark on a quest to find the legendary Gun Edition and set things right.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy updates and patch notes that will keep you on your toes. From armor tuning to ability tuning, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the gameplay trailer – it’s so epic, it’ll make you question reality.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Remember, you were supposed to destroy the gun, but now you must embrace the chaos and conquer it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	180	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Buildings Constructed:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Pickaxe Peen Pals

body image, Communication, comparison, effective communication, emotional intelligence, emotional intimacy, feelings, healthy discussions, Honesty, mutual respect, Openness, partner’s insecurities, past relationships, personal boundaries, relationships, self esteem, sensitive topics, sexual compatibility, sexual experience, sexual preferences, Trust

Join our Minecraft server where we specialize in pixelated peen comparisons! Build a statue of your partner’s manhood and let the world see how it stacks up against your past conquests. Will your pixelated paramour be pleased with the results, or will you need to do some creative landscaping to make it look bigger? Join now for some hilarious and NSFW fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Doom MC

LifeSteal, Survival PVP Minigames Skyblock Factions Creative Roleplay Economy Vanilla Modded Pixelmon Bed Wars Hunger Games Towny Prison Parkour KitPvP Skywars Adventure Hardcore, Towny

Welcome to The DoomMC Server! Here, You can join a community and make many friends! Lifesteal is a bit changed and Launched!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Mildew Roleplay: Where mushrooms are the true VIPs! Join us now for some fungal fun!

Active Staff, Character Options, Custom Recipes, Discord integration, FSit, Fun, Fungal, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, Join, Ledger, Lore, Mildew, mushrooms, NO END, No mods, No Shield Delay, optifine, Other, resource pack, Roleplay, safe space, shulker shells, Spawn Animations, species, Squaremap, True, VIPS, zero tolerance

Mildew RP Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
A Safe Space!	We have a zero tolerance policy for harassment of any kind.
A world You help shape!	Mildew is a world your character wakes up in one day, no clue on the how or the why. It is yours for the molding! You decide the story!
Squaremap!	No risk of getting lost!
Friendly and Active staff!	If there are any questions or issues, the staff members are quick to help in any way they can.
A variety of Character Options!	8 species with over a total of 50 sub-species between them!
No client-required Mods!	We do recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn or any other mod that allows you to see custom textures, but it is not a requirement.
Server-side mods:	Ledger, Discord Integration, FSit, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, No Shield Delay, Spawn Animations, Fast Leaf Decay.
NO END	The End Dimension does not exist in this world. Custom recipes are available for End materials.

FAQ

1. Can I grief or harass other players on the server?

No, we have a zero tolerance policy for harassment of any kind. This also applies to the RP aspect of the server.

2. Are there any specific time period restrictions for builds?

No, your builds are not limited to any specific time period. Your imagination is your only limit!

3. Are there specific perks for each species?

Yes, all 8 species come with their own perk, such as Haste or Speed 2, which will be given to you upon joining the server.

4. Are there required client mods to play on the server?

We recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn for custom textures, but they are not required. There is a Resource Pack available for those interested.

5. Is the End Dimension accessible on the server?

No, the End Dimension does not exist in this world. Custom recipes have been implemented to obtain End materials.

6. How can I join the server?

Join the Discord at https://discord.gg/UyEgzaQr9j to get started!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Creepers

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Tired of boring old video games that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks while fending off a horde of zombie clowns? Look no further, because on our server, the possibilities are as endless as a buffet at a sumo wrestler convention.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs made of pure awesomeness. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from griefers and trolls with their mad martial arts skills.

So why settle for boring video games when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a world of wacky fun and epic adventures? Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Zombie Dances:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty McCraftface: Where ‘crts are cool’ and creepers are cooler!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical unicorn that granted them unlimited diamonds. True story, bro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so cool that even the creepers wear sunglasses. Yeah, they’re that cool. So come join us and see for yourself why crts are cool – whatever that means!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magic Items Found:	2162

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Hair Wars: Date or Hate?

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Are you tired of competing with your date’s luscious locks? Leave those hair envy issues behind and join our Minecraft server where everyone is bald! That’s right, no more worrying about whose hair looks better because we’re all rocking that shiny cue ball look. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft is single and ready to mingle. Who needs hair when you’ve got diamonds, am I right? Join us and let your inner bald beauty shine!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Star Shards Collected:	161
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magic Items Found:	5906	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9189	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The Cows Nest

admins, Adventure, Biomes, building, camaraderie, CELEBRATIONS, Community, creativity, Economy, Events, friendship, Gaming, Inclusivity, landscapes, Marketplaces, MCMMO, Moderators, Quests, Support, Survival, Tournaments, Treasures, Vanilla, worlds

Welcome to The Cows’ Nest – a vibrant and welcoming community where players of all ages and backgrounds come together to experience the ultimate gaming adventure!

Dive into our brand new server, where the spirit of camaraderie and fun thrives in every corner. Whether you’re a seasoned gamer or just starting your journey, there’s a place for you among our friendly herd.

Explore Our Lush Pastures: Embark on epic quests, discover hidden treasures, and traverse sprawling landscapes teeming with excitement. With a diverse range of biomes and worlds to explore, there’s always a new adventure waiting just around the corner.

Build Your Dream Homestead: Unleash your creativity and design the homestead of your dreams amidst our picturesque landscapes. Whether you’re constructing towering castles, cozy cottages, or bustling marketplaces, the possibilities are endless.

Join Exciting Community Events: From festive celebrations to thrilling tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on The Cows’ Nest. Join in the fun and forge unforgettable memories with fellow players in our lively community events.

Forge Lasting Friendships: Connect with like-minded gamers from around the globe and forge lasting friendships that transcend virtual boundaries. Whether you’re teaming up for epic quests or simply enjoying casual banter, our community is built on mutual respect, inclusivity, and camaraderie.

Experience Dedicated Staff Support: Our team of experienced admins and moderators are dedicated to ensuring a safe, enjoyable, and fair gaming environment for all. Have questions, concerns, or need assistance? Don’t hesitate to reach out – we’re here to help!

Join us at The Cows’ Nest and embark on an unforgettable gaming journey filled with adventure, camaraderie, and endless possibilities. Your next great adventure awaits – come join the herd today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ores Mined:	8651

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

DarkNovaNetwork

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Grand opening! New Minecraft Server! It is with great pleasure that we announce the opening of our brand new Minecraft server! Get ready for an epic experience that will take you into a world of unprecedented adventures! Opening Date: April 25, 2024 IP Address: mc.darknova.it Server Features: Explore the Prison world Face incredible challenges and fight! Accumulate wealth and build your empire! Participate in epic events and breathtaking PvP battles! Join a welcoming and collaborative community! To celebrate the opening, all players who join on launch day will receive an exclusive welcome pack! Invite your friends, prepare your resources and prepare for an unforgettable adventure on DarkNova Network We can’t wait to welcome you to our world! #DarkNovaNetwork #DarkNovaTeam

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Animals Bred:	187

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Stormy – Minecraft server for playing with friends

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Survival. No privates, no signature. Build cities, improve the economy, develop, make friends. Everything for you 🙂

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ExtraLifeMC

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ExtraLife Minecraft is our Minecraft Network that currently offers a Survival gamemode! Survival is a passive, building-focused, gamemode that prioritizes economics and extravagant builds, but does offer a PvP aspect. It is loaded with features and has been in development for a few months. Some of the key components are an in-game battlepass, custom items, and a very user-friendly experience!

You can create your own teams to divide and conquer our all-new organically generated terrain! Unlock sweet rewards from our battlepass by completing a large variety of quests, daily and weekly. We offer frequent in-game events to earn even more rewards! We are always adding more and are open to all suggestions. We cannot wait to see you in-game and share this experience with you!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ores Mined:	6826
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8