so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join because, like, we have UN peacekeepers in Lebanon shooting at each other for fun! it’s, like, a total blast, bro. you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe the UN peacekeepers will start a dance party or something. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta see it for yourself. join now and be part of the madness, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 26

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Latina Queen Minecraft Server

    Latina Queen Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

    If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 81
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Gods Slained: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

    Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

    We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

    So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Magic Items Found: 2258 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

    NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Enchantments Applied: 298
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Mines Excavated: 4391
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Meteorite Armor Created: 27

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • MinecraftAfterDark

    MinecraftAfterDark
    Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Dimension Hops: 12
    Enchantments Applied: 176 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

    LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%
    so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Magic Items Found: 3068
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Falling into the Void: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

    Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17
    Animals Bred: 56 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Blue Sky

    Blue Sky

    Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

    When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 62

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ElysianCraft

    ElysianCraft

    ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

    new server new world worldborder is set on 50M

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 125 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

    Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

    And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

    Fantastic News Minecraft SMP
    Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 514456 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Magic Items Found: 8255 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

    BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Potions Brewed: 30
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • NoobMaster69Craft

    NoobMaster69Craft
    Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

    Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

    So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack

    ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack
    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for ya! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and monsters. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the FBI is keeping an eye on us. Rumor has it that our players are so skilled, they could take down a whole football stadium with just a pickaxe and some TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Auto Drive Craft Fun

    Auto Drive Craft Fun
    are you tired of walking like a peasant? do you want to ride in style like a boss? then join our epic minecraft server where you can ride around on segways like a true king! forget about boring old horses or minecarts, segways are the way to go in this crazy world of blocks and creepers.

    imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, turning heads and making all the other players jealous of your sweet ride. you’ll be the envy of the server, the coolest cat in town.

    so why wait? join now and start segwaying your way to victory! who needs self driving cars when you have self balancing scooters in minecraft? come on, you know you want to.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • SkyArch

    SkyArch

    Welcome to SkyArch, a Minecraft server where you can create/join teams, claim land, open crates, Our server offers crossplay, a PvP arena, voice chat, and much more.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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