UltraPvP: Just pretend you’re good at PvP, we won’t tell anyone about your secret hiding spots

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UltraPvP Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.ultrapvp.xyz
Version	1.20.4 – Current
Description	UltraPvP: PvP, without the holdup. Sick of large, complex server networks? Tired of navigating through heaps of menus and lobbies just to play some PvP? Look no further. Invite your friends, choose a class, and drop into the arena for some good old FFA combat. No PayToWin, currency is earned through playtime.
Change Log	27/5/24: Initial release 29/5/24: Currency added, used to buy useful items, earned through voting and playtime 1/6/24: Cosmetics added, can be bought using Cosmetic Tickets, bought with currency 3/6/24: Map Rotation + 3 new maps added

FAQ

Q: Can I play with my friends on UltraPvP?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join you on UltraPvP and engage in FFA combat together.

Q: How do I earn currency on UltraPvP?

A: Currency on UltraPvP is earned through playtime and voting for the server.

Q: Are there PayToWin features on UltraPvP?

A: No, UltraPvP does not have PayToWin elements. Players earn currency through gameplay and cannot purchase an advantage.

Q: What can I buy with currency on UltraPvP?

A: Currency can be used to purchase useful items and cosmetics on UltraPvP.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Holy Craft! Priest’s Brain F*cked Out Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server offers a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Join us and embark on a journey where you seduce priests, open interdimensional portals to Universe 7 of Dragon Ball, and even fuse with Krillin to become the ultimate KEKOLD warrior!

Imagine being able to meet the strongest KEKling and have the most virile BVLLS from the multiverse at your disposal to please your wolf goddess wife. And let’s not forget about the fusion with Krillin to experience the ultimate KEKOLD pleasure of being keked by multiple wives at the same time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and shout “KEKOLD FUUUU-SION… HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!” as you dive into this insane and hilarious Minecraft server experience. YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Farms Harvested:	933
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Towns Built:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Polish PartyCraft: Where every day is a celebration! 🎉

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Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1028 years ago when Poland was first created! Play as Duke Mieszko the 1st and baptize all the pagans in sight with your trusty water bucket. Explore the ancient lands of Polans and build your own kingdom from scratch, just like Mieszko did! But beware, there may be some pesky creepers lurking around trying to sabotage your historical reenactment. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure through time on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NoobCraft: The Server Where Everyone Pretends They’re Pros doesn’t stream

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously and streams their gameplay for clout? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We don’t stream because we’re too busy having epic battles with flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Falling into the Void:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JesusCraft: Where the truth hurts, but the diamonds sparkle!

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and mayhem that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for adventure and mischief. You never know what they’ll have you doing next, whether it’s building a giant llama statue or going on a llama-led treasure hunt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own chicken mafia. They’ll have you doing their bidding in exchange for rare items and secret chicken knowledge. Just don’t cross them, or you might find yourself in a chicken coop prison.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE. Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or going on a cheese mining expedition. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of llamas, chicken mafias, and cheese dimensions. Who needs Jesus when you have this much fun?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AwkwardCraft: Where being socially stunted is just another block in the game!

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Are you tired of being socially stunted like a wilting cactus in the desert? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your homeschooling woes as you embark on a wild adventure filled with virtual friends and endless possibilities.

Imagine a world where you can finally break free from the shackles of your homeschooling past and unleash your inner social butterfly. No more “boohoo get over it” from your mom, just pure unadulterated fun and laughter as you build, explore, and conquer in our crazy Minecraft universe.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the healing power of pixelated friendships wash over you like a soothing balm for your socially stunted soul. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Char-mingCraft: Where Your Pixelated Characters Rule the World!

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Join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have taken over the virtual world with their mad coding skills. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build the most insane structures and pull off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the art of stealth and combat. Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the feathers out of them – it’s all possible on our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because fame and fortune await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to llamas, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GF vs. Porn Minecraft Server – Build your way to victory!

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Are you tired of being caught red-handed by your girlfriend while watching porn? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and learn how to cum multiple times without her suspecting a thing! Our virtual world is filled with secret techniques and strategies to keep your porn addiction under wraps. Plus, you can build a fortress to hide all your dirty little secrets. Don’t give up on your guilty pleasure, join us now and become a master of deception!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SuomiCraft: Where Finland in the summer is Heaven and creepers wear sunglasses

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Finland in the summer – absolute heaven! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing, even the creepers wear sunscreen to protect their delicate skin from the sun’s rays.

2. The pigs on our server have been trained to do synchronized swimming in the rivers and lakes. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our diamond ore blocks are actually made of chocolate, so you can mine and snack at the same time. Talk about multitasking!

4. The villagers on our server throw the most epic beach parties every weekend. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager break it down on the dance floor.

5. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself vacations on our server because even he can’t resist the allure of our paradise-like world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft version of Finland in the summer. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s half the fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty McBattlestation: Where Pixels Fight Back!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is too clean and perfect? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! We have piles of virtual poop everywhere because we believe in keeping it real. Join us if you want a truly authentic Minecraft experience where you can revel in the messiness of it all. Who needs cleanliness when you can have poop piles instead? Join now and experience the true meaning of virtual filth!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Emeralds Found:	352	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6036	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

WarCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Make Modern Wars Look Boring AF

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Tired of the same old boring wars with tanks and guns? Well, come join our Minecraft server where wars are fought with diamond swords and explosive creepers! Watch as players battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or block, in this case).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon circus, where players can watch as this majestic beast performs death-defying stunts and tricks. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow sheep! Rumor has it that these magical creatures can grant wishes to those who are lucky enough to find them.

So why waste your time with boring modern wars when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and hilarity? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Animals Bred:	104	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Rize vs. She: Minecraft Showdown

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for epic showdowns! Picture this: a fierce battle between a fearless warrior named Rize and a mysterious challenger. Will she stand a chance against Rize in a fight? Join our server to find out and witness the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who drop enchanted loot when defeated. So if you’re brave enough to face the unknown and test your skills against the best of the best, then join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Creeper Queens: Where even cisboys can’t compete!

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Are you tired of being a basic cisboy on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can’t compete with the level of craziness we have in store for you! Join us and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry in the land with an iron wing. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the realm with your clucking comrades by your side.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see how many players can survive in a world made entirely of cheese? That’s right, every block you mine will be deliciously cheesy and oh so gooey.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your cisboy status at the door and come join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter. You won’t regret it, unless you’re lactose intolerant.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

UmmahCraft: Where Minecraft meets the power of the Ummah! Join us for epic adventures!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the power of the Ummah reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – the diamonds were actually enchanted with the power of unlimited bacon! Yes, you heard that right. Bacon diamonds. Need I say more?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who roams the land on a giant chicken mount, clucking orders to all who dare challenge him. Join us and you might just have the chance to ride into battle on a giant chicken too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that only the power of the Ummah can provide. See you in the game, and may the bacon diamonds be ever in your favor! 🥓💎🐔🤣

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	246

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Laughs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of wacky YouTubers who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join Enna, Millie, Nina (who may have graduated but still hangs around), and Reimu on their wild adventures through the pixelated world of Minecraft. From building epic castles to battling dragons, these gals know how to have a good time.

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria Essentials will hook you up with all the craziest mods and add-ons to take your gameplay to the next level. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. How about turning all the creepers into dancing llamas? We got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

AssCraft: Where /v/ meets bootylicious adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We have transformed /v/ into the ultimate ass-loving board, where you can build giant butt sculptures and participate in twerking competitions with other players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Buttzilla, a massive creature made entirely out of butt cheeks that roams the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever it goes. Join forces with other players to take down Buttzilla and claim the coveted Golden Toilet Seat as your prize.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring plenty of toilet paper – things tend to get messy around here!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Farms Harvested:	610	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.