United Lands Server Overview

Features Description
Video Trailer Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch here: Trailer Link
Explore the World Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed. Discounts available for larger groups.
Gameplay Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like rifles and unique food, such as mangoes, rice, croissants, and sushi!
Progression Forge your path through diverse avenues. Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees, unlock Masterwork Armor, and access player upgrades.
Thriving Economy Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep. No forced prices or admin shops!
Non-P2W Environment All store items are purely cosmetic for fairness and balance. Donations support the server without providing unfair advantages.
Epic Wars & Combat Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles and fight alongside friends.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the United Lands server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP IP┋red.unitedlands.org.

Q: Is there a Discord server for United Lands?

A: Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.unitedlands.org.

Q: Can I see the map of United Lands?

A: Yes, you can view the server map at https://map.unitedlands.org.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Falling into the Void: 1
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Royal Courts Attended: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 9217 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 163458 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • TerrorCraft: Where blowing stuff up is just part of the fun!

    TerrorCraft: Where blowing stuff up is just part of the fun!
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    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18

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  • Crafty Cuckristian Crusade

    Crafty Cuckristian Crusade
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    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1860 Falling into the Void: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 54 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate LOLz Mine

    Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate LOLz Mine
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    First of all, our upcoming stream will feature a morning show where we’ll be grunting our way through the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you missed our previous stream, don’t worry, you can catch it on YouTube where we showcase our unique grunting skills.

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    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • PoopCraft: Where we mine while we poop! Join us for some shitty adventures!

    PoopCraft: Where we mine while we poop! Join us for some shitty adventures!
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

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    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Towns Built: 6 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4

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  • Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Ira’s Plans Always Backfire!

    Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Ira’s Plans Always Backfire!
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    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Animals Bred: 176
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crafting Chaos: Total War Edition

    Crafting Chaos: Total War Edition
    Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our stupid smelly nurgle edition server! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem.

    Imagine a world where Tamurkhan himself rules over the land, spreading decay and destruction wherever he goes. Will you join his forces or fight against him in an epic battle for supremacy?

    With roll charts straight out of a fantasy realm, you never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner. Will you roll a 1 and find yourself facing off against a horde of zombies, or will you roll a 6 and discover a hidden treasure trove filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams?

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    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘I CAN’T EVEN’ Server

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘I CAN’T EVEN’ Server
    Tired of waiting for WW3 to start in real life? Join our Minecraft server and start your own epic battles! Our server is so intense, even the creepers are armed with nuclear bombs. Join now and show off your PvP skills in a world where the only rule is chaos. Who needs world peace when you can have world war in Minecraft? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CheekyCraft: Where even the creepers are more faithful than that!

    CheekyCraft: Where even the creepers are more faithful than that!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Pros of joining our server: – You’ll never be bored with our constantly changing world filled with surprises around every corner. – Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. – The admin team is always coming up with wacky events and challenges to keep things interesting.

    Cons of joining our server: – You might find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your chair. – You’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness of our server. – You might become addicted to the chaos and never want to play on any other server again.

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    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1693 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Potions Brewed: 44 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where even the skeletons won’t respond to your messages

    Crafty Creepers: Where even the skeletons won’t respond to your messages
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and explore secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprises). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are planning a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 52 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BoofCraft: Where the Fun Passes Like the Boof!

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    Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.

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    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Dimension Hops: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Doritos vs Pringles: The Battle of Snacktopia Minecraft Server

    Doritos vs Pringles: The Battle of Snacktopia Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the economy is so wacky that a bag of Doritos is now more expensive than a can of Pringles! Why settle for boring old snacks when you can join us and experience the madness firsthand?

    But that’s not all – on our server, pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), creepers are actually friendly and give hugs instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. It’s like a magical wonderland, but with more blocky graphics.

    Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and diamond rain? See you in the game!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 6

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  • FloridaWomanCraft – Where adults pretend to be teens and build blocky worlds together!

    FloridaWomanCraft – Where adults pretend to be teens and build blocky worlds together!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this Florida woman’s escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to roleplay as a 23-year-old pretending to be a 14-year-old homeschool student – just like Alyssa Zinger! Engage in scandalous activities with multiple middle schoolers from Wilson Middle School, just like in real life!

    But that’s not all – we also offer a Nordstrom department store where you can shoplift with your Minecraft buddies and claim to be a different age! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try working at a Publix grocery store while pretending to be a teenager – the possibilities are endless!

    So come on down to our server for a truly unforgettable and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just remember, age is just a number – especially when you’re pretending to be someone you’re not!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Mythical Swords Crafted: 73
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures!

    CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity? Then come join our server, where we have created the ultimate Necropolis experience!

    Embark on a journey through the dark and twisted world of Necropolis, where danger lurks around every corner. Fight off hordes of undead mobs, explore ancient ruins, and uncover the secrets of the underworld.

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive patch notes that will blow your mind, challenge rewards that will make you question reality, and even early access to PoE 2 in 2024 (because time travel is totally a thing on our server).

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Bye-Bye Blocks: The 100 Day Minecraft Marathon

    Bye-Bye Blocks: The 100 Day Minecraft Marathon
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can truly unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

    Join us on a journey where you’ll never know what to expect next. One day you might be building a majestic castle, and the next you could be fighting off a horde of zombie chickens (yes, they exist on our server).

    Our community is like no other, filled with players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are. Want to start a llama racing league? Go for it. Feel like dressing up as a giant carrot and terrorizing the villagers? Why not!

    So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Who knows, you might even come back a whole new person after 100 days of pure madness. Farewell, fellow strugglers, and see you on the other side!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Ores Mined: 5778
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Dimension Hops: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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