UFO Lands: Where Pigs Fly, Villagers Party, and Creepers Rehabilitate!

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United Lands Server Overview

Features	Description
Video Trailer	Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch here: Trailer Link
Explore the World	Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed. Discounts available for larger groups.
Gameplay	Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like rifles and unique food, such as mangoes, rice, croissants, and sushi!
Progression	Forge your path through diverse avenues. Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees, unlock Masterwork Armor, and access player upgrades.
Thriving Economy	Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep. No forced prices or admin shops!
Non-P2W Environment	All store items are purely cosmetic for fairness and balance. Donations support the server without providing unfair advantages.
Epic Wars & Combat	Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles and fight alongside friends.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the United Lands server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP IP┋red.unitedlands.org.

Q: Is there a Discord server for United Lands?

A: Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.unitedlands.org.

Q: Can I see the map of United Lands?

A: Yes, you can view the server map at https://map.unitedlands.org.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Farms Harvested:	596
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyCombos: Where Minecraft meets Mortal Kombat!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the game has an incredibly deep combos system that will blow your mind! But here’s the catch – it doesn’t matter at all because there’s a singular optimal combo for every situation. Why do the devs do this? Who knows, but it sure makes for some hilarious gameplay!

Join our server for a chance to discover the ultimate combo that will have you dominating all your opponents. We promise you’ll be laughing your way to victory as you unleash the most ridiculous and overpowered moves ever seen in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of epic combos and absurd gameplay. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	32
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Gen Alpha’s Epic Fail Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Forget about Gen Alpha and their overstimulated, violent tendencies. Join our server and unleash your imagination like never before!

Picture this: a world where kindergartners rule with their Roblox skills and YouTube knowledge. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be the master of your own destiny. No more tantrums, just pure creativity and fun!

Our server is so epic, schools are bringing in the police to deal with the chaos. But here, chaos is just another word for adventure. Hide and seek? We’ve got it. Pretend play? You bet. Singing in music? Absolutely!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because here, you’ll be the hero of your own story. No more psychopaths who can’t read, just a community of gamers ready to take on any challenge. Are you ready to join the madness?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky Bag Brigade – Minecraft Mania Madness

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for that. But let us tell you why you should join us:

– Do you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, you can do that and more! We have unlimited resources, so go wild with your creations.

– Have you ever wanted to ride a creeper like a majestic steed through the pixelated plains? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just watch out for the explosions.

– Are you tired of boring old quests and missions? Well, on our server, you can embark on epic adventures like battling a giant Ender Dragon while riding a flying pig. Trust us, it’s epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ChubbyCraft: Where Women Wear Fat Like a Fashion Statement

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of women becoming fat to protect themselves like a suit of armor! Join us and witness the epic battles where players clad in layers of cake and pie face off against enemies wielding swords made of broccoli.

Our server is the only place where you can ride on a giant cupcake into battle, while shooting flaming hot cheetos at your foes. Build your own fortress made entirely of candy canes and marshmallows, and watch as it attracts unicorns and dragons to defend your land.

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the amount of chocolate you can eat)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Kimi’s LOL Land

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Shirasawa Awakens III is here to save the day!

Join us in the waiting room as we prepare for the ultimate battle against the evil Ender Dragon. But be warned, this dragon is not your average Minecraft boss. Legend has it that it can shoot RAINBOWS out of its eyes and breathe fire made of COTTON CANDY.

But fear not, brave warrior! With your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor, you will be able to defeat this mighty beast and claim the LEGENDARY loot that awaits you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! But be prepared for some serious laughs and shenanigans along the way. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	155	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

WiIშly PбpцIaяCraft

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Welcome to the most WiIშly PбpцIaя Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained penguins who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their flippers. Yes, you heard that right, penguins!

2. We have a secret underground dance party room where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance-offs for rare in-game items. Just watch out for the disco creeper!

3. Our server is protected by a giant llama who spits out fireballs at any griefers who dare to try and ruin the fun. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with this llama.

4. We have a special enchanted toilet that grants wishes to players who use it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just flush three times and make a wish!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on WiIშly PбpцIaя and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	580657
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MapleCraft: Sorry, Eh?

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Welcome to our Uhm…Canada? Minecraft server, eh! Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North like you’ve never seen before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret igloo filled with maple syrup and moose mounts. Legend has it, if you find this igloo, you’ll be granted the power to ride a beaver into battle against the evil ice hockey zombies that roam the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic poutine building contests you’ve ever seen. Build the most delicious poutine creation and you could win a lifetime supply of virtual Tim Hortons coffee.

So come join us on Uhm…Canada? Minecraft server, where the snow is always falling and the moose are always friendly. Trust us, you won’t regret it, eh!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	65

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Rosemi’s Epic Fail: The Ethyria Chronicles

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a GIGANTIC pink llama riding a flying pig. They rode off into the sunset, battling evil mobs and collecting rare treasures along the way. It was a journey they would never forget!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING chickens who can break out into a synchronized dance routine at any moment. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most WACKY and WILD Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking trees and magical unicorns. The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7058	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4872	Dragon Eggs Found:	6096
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty AF: Making INT a Dump Stat

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to make Intelligence a Dump Stat! Why waste your precious skill points on smarts when you can use them for more important things like mining diamonds or building epic structures?

Join us and embark on a quest to prove that brains are overrated in the world of Minecraft. Our server is filled with ridiculous challenges that will test your creativity and resourcefulness, all while laughing in the face of logic and reason.

Forget about crafting intricate redstone contraptions or solving complex puzzles – on our server, it’s all about embracing the chaos and embracing the derp. Who needs intelligence when you have a sheep army at your disposal or a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics?

So come join us and show the world that sometimes, being a little bit dumb can be a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover a new appreciation for the beauty of simplicity in a world filled with crazy shenanigans and absurdity. Let’s make Minecraft great again – one derp at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Falling into the Void:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Zombie Apocalypse: You Were Warned

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Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride of epic proportions.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land of infinite cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese for days!

But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a hidden village where the villagers were actually llamas in disguise. They traded rainbows for emeralds and told jokes that would make even a creeper chuckle.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that defies all logic and takes you on a rollercoaster of absurdity, then look no further. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

But remember, you were warned. Once you step foot on our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Dragons Tamed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineKombat: Punching Blocks & Taking Names

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the fights that break out over who gets the last diamond block.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where Terminology is just a fancy word for “how to smack your friends with a pickaxe”.

Check out our Tekken 8 Character Overviews to see which Minecraft mob is the ultimate fighter. Will it be the Creeper, with its explosive moves? Or maybe the Enderman, with its teleportation skills?

And don’t forget to study up on our Important combos and moves for each character – because you never know when you’ll need to pull off a flawless victory against a horde of zombies.

Our Fundamentals guide will teach you everything you need to know about surviving in this blocky world. From crafting to building, we’ve got you covered.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Just be warned – the competition is fierce, and the memes are even fiercer.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ores Mined:	2036
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TransCraft: Where even the blocks are transitioning!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have magical rainbow unicorns that poop diamonds! That’s right, you heard me correctly. Imagine riding around on a sparkly unicorn while collecting precious diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that it actually helps with self-discovery and personal growth. Just ask our player who realized they were a trans girl while playing on our server. They plan on starting HRT soon and we couldn’t be happier for them! Who knew playing Minecraft could be so life-changing?

So come join us on our server and experience the magical unicorns, diamond poop, and self-discovery for yourself. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky and wonderful world. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AnimeLogicMC – Where Producers Roll a Dice to Decide Season Renewals!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! You may not have heard of us, we’re like that hidden gem that only true connoisseurs know about. We may not be the talk of the town like KnY, JJK, or MHA, but we’ve got something they don’t – 6 seasons (with season 7 on the way), 2 movies, and 4 specials! It’s like we’re the underdog that keeps winning, while the big shots are left in the dust. Join us for a wild ride that defies all logic and reason!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	19106
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlindCraft: Where even the creepers feel sorry for you!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even blind players can thrive! Join us and discover a world where your lack of sight is actually an advantage. Who needs to see when you can feel your way through EPIC adventures?

Our server is so secure, even blind players can navigate it with ease. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally discover what you look like – maybe you’re secretly a Minecraft character who uses Nord VPN for extra protection!

Come join us for a WILD ride filled with surprises, challenges, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Who needs vision when you have an AWESOME community to guide you through?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Crops Grown:	7354
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Lolcraft – 404 Error

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers dance! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see. From unicorn horses to rainbow sheep, you’ll never run out of amazing sights to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover the secret portal to the land of LOLZ where everything is made of cake and diamonds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	807281
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.