Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Runes Activated: 0
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Falling into the Void: 0
Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
Dragons Tamed: 1 Gods Slained: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP

    VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to finally fulfill that vow you made to yourself to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing and will challenge you to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of mischievous pandas who will only give it to the player who can beat them in a game of hide and seek.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Animals Bred: 153
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 393 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CreepyCraft: 1AM Madness

    CreepyCraft: 1AM Madness
    Join our Minecraft server and find out what becomes terrifying at 1am! Our server is filled with mysterious creatures that come out only at night, ready to give you a scare like no other. Imagine mining for diamonds peacefully at 1pm, only to be chased by a pack of zombie chickens at 1am! But don’t worry, our server also has hidden treasures and secret passageways that only appear in the dead of night. So if you’re looking for a thrilling adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat, join our server now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Dimension Hops: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Butterfly Wings Server

    Butterfly Wings Server
    Yo, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where a butterfly flapping its wings is the most OP weapon you can get? Yeah, that’s right, on our server, those innocent little butterflies are actually deadly weapons that can take down even the toughest mobs in one hit. Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you can master the art of butterfly warfare.

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with these feathered revolutionaries or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

    So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything is possible, even using a butterfly as a deadly weapon. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Dimension Hops: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Mall Whore Minecraft Server

    Mall Whore Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed “mallwhore” who will show you the ropes in style! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded shopping sprees, creeper fashion shows, and a secret underground club where the zombies know how to party. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our fabulous world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 64

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • One Piece’s Ending Minecraft SMP

    One Piece’s Ending Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can live out your wildest pirate dreams? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP inspired by the ending of One Piece!

    Join us as we sail the high seas, battle fearsome sea monsters, and search for the legendary One Piece treasure. But be warned, the waters are treacherous and filled with other players looking to claim the treasure for themselves.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical genie.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our One Piece-inspired Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the next Pirate King!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 30
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach

    ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach
    Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

    Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

    Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CraftyLifeGoals

    CraftyLifeGoals
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where the only excitement comes from accidentally stepping on a Lego? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    Join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, where you can tame dragons, ride unicorns, and have epic dance parties with friendly creepers. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated paradise of our server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best life in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Villages Defended: 9
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • NaziCraft: Remove the Memes

    NaziCraft: Remove the Memes
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we build monuments to honor all the victims of communism! But watch out, some peeps wanna remove over 330 names cuz they think they linked to Nazis and fascists. But we say NO WAY, those peeps just misunderstood the assignment! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy builds, and maybe even uncover some secret underground bunkers full of treasure (and maybe some skeletons, oops)! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and show those haters who’s boss! #CommunismIsCool #NazisAreNotWelcome #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Barnacle Breaker: Anti-Bac Adventures

    Barnacle Breaker: Anti-Bac Adventures
    so like, imagine this, right? you join this crazy minecraft server and you’re like whoa, what is happening here? well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a barnacle-inspired synthetic polymer, just stickin’ to ya like crazy. but get this, it’s not just stickin’ to ya, it’s loosening bacteria from their moorings, like human tissue and industrial pipes.

    i know, right? sounds insane, but it’s true. and get this, this discovery could lead to a whole new way to design antibiotics. like, who knew playing minecraft could lead to curing diseases and stuff?

    so come join this server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are wild. you never know what crazy discoveries you might stumble upon. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something that could change the world? so what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Inchworm SMP: Where slimefun and towny make for a weirdly fun time plus you gotta be at least 16+

    Inchworm SMP: Where slimefun and towny make for a weirdly fun time plus you gotta be at least 16+
    Minecraft Server Overview
    New SMP server with plugins like Dynmap
    No official launch, join anytime
    16+ age requirement
    Hosted in Germany, running on 1.20.6 Paper

    FAQ

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Yes, there are rules listed on our Discord server. Please join to see the full list of rules.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to the server?

    A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends as long as they meet the age requirement and follow the rules.

    Q: Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?

    A: There is a banned items list on our Discord server to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

    Q: Is there a limit on the number of players allowed on the server?

    A: As of now, there is no specific player limit, but we may adjust it in the future based on server performance.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join our Discord server for more information and the server IP address to start playing.

    Q: Can I suggest new plugins or features for the server?

    A: Yes, we welcome suggestions from our players to improve the server experience. Please share your ideas on our Discord server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creators Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and play alongside famous celebrities like Beyonce, Elon Musk, Kim Kardashian, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and even the Queen of England! That’s right, they all play on our server and you can too!

    But that’s not all, our server is so wild that you might just run into a herd of rainbow-colored llamas riding on top of flying pigs! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • TikTok Minecraft SMP Madness

    TikTok Minecraft SMP Madness
    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, build towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in our weekly llama racing competitions (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry though, Steve’s pranks are all in good fun…we think.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes. Plus, our server owner is a TikTok sensation who promises to livestream all the chaos and hilarity for your viewing pleasure. And hey, if you’re feeling generous, maybe throw a few emeralds their way so they can quit their day job and focus on entertaining you full-time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky flying squids…they tend to have a bit of a temper.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 384 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • MovieMarathonGoneWrong – Minecraft SMP

    MovieMarathonGoneWrong – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring movies that never live up to the hype? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the movies come to life! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in-game where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky glory. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Steve Spielberg himself roaming around, working on his next blockbuster hit! So say goodbye to disappointing movies and hello to a cinematic adventure like no other on our crazy SMP server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • BlockyHealthHazards

    BlockyHealthHazards
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutant chickens ready to take you down in the most epic way possible.

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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