Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Buildings Constructed: 42
Enchantments Applied: 183 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
Magical Moments Shared: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 94
Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Make Minecraft Great Again – MAGA Server

    Make Minecraft Great Again – MAGA Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Trump’s return to Butler, PA? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience rallies, town halls, and debates just like the ones you see on TV. Build a wall around your base and make Minecraft great again, again! Don’t believe us? Check out our pastebin full of crazy adventures and unbelievable moments. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again together! #MAGA #Trump2024 #BuildTheBestMinecraftWall

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Runes Activated: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Poopy Minecraft SMP Smells Uh Oh

    Poopy Minecraft SMP Smells Uh Oh
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and exploding pigs. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted potatoes and a rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. And don’t even get us started on our pet zombie army, led by a chicken with a mustache.

    So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that if you don’t, you might miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted leather. And trust us, you don’t want to miss that! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • MomCare Minecraft Server

    MomCare Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and verbal abuse? Join our Minecraft server for a break from reality! Our server is a safe space where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about falling down the stairs and hitting your head, only to have someone refuse to call for help because it’s too inconvenient. We prioritize safety and well-being, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands.

    Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never shrug off your concerns or ignore your needs. Say goodbye to diabetic diets and hello to unlimited virtual snacks!

    Join us now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life family issues when you can have virtual fun with us?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • BlockyBuzz: HighCrafters

    BlockyBuzz: HighCrafters
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Come join our server where the only drug we’re addicted to is the thrill of mining diamonds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll feel like you’re on the hardest drug you’ve ever done – except it’s just virtual blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and maybe even a few creepers trying to crash the party. Who needs drugs when you have the rush of finding that elusive stronghold or battling it out in epic PvP battles? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Villages Defended: 18 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Towns Built: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • MexiCrafter Mayor: Headless Succession

    MexiCrafter Mayor: Headless Succession
    LOL come join dis Minecraft server where da mayor beheads peeps for funsies! It’s like a real-life game of thrones but with blocks and stuff. Plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Plasma Saviors: COVID Crafters

    Plasma Saviors: COVID Crafters
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be savin’ lives like nobody’s business! Our convalescent plasma be so OP, it be savin’ between 16,476 and 66,296 lives in the US alone! Join us and be a hero, fightin’ off dem mobs and savin’ da world, one block at a time! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and unlimited enchanted golden apples for all our players. So come on, join da fun and be a part of somethin’ truly epic!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Emeralds Found: 3387
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter Boulevard”

    Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter Boulevard”
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to become a Healer Geist and save the virtual world from pixelated doom! Our Steam page is hotter than a lava pit, so make sure to check it out for all the deets.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to report a bug or give feedback? Head over to our forums and let your voice be heard. Our latest patch is so lit, it’ll make your diamond armor jealous.

    To get in on the action, just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited. But remember, you gotta accept that friend request faster than you can say “creeper.” And don’t worry, we only accept non-autistic players (just kidding…maybe).

    Ready to git gud? Start with the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and check out those public item builds. Oh, and don’t forget to play some bot matches for practice.

    Looking for more resources? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insider info. And if you’re a new player, we’ve got a guide that’ll have you mining like a pro in no time. Need help with advanced movement? We’ve got a guide for that too.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend in the world of Threadlocked! Trust us, it’s more fun than riding a pig off a cliff.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Zombie Dances: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Lonely Nights Minecraft SMP

    Lonely Nights Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being bored and lonely during the wee hours of the night? Do you crave some late-night Minecraft shenanigans to keep you entertained? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

    Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we build, mine, and prank each other into oblivion. Need someone to chat with at 3am about the meaning of life? We got you covered. Want to team up with fellow insomniacs to take on the Ender Dragon in the middle of the night? We’re all about that!

    So if you’re a night owl looking for some laughs and good times, hop on our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just make some lifelong friends and have some epic stories to tell about that time you built a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. See you in the Minecraft twilight zone!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 297 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • OpportunityCraft: Just Mine it!

    OpportunityCraft: Just Mine it!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against hordes of evil llamas. Build your own floating castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who find it.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Bacon Bandits, a group of mischievous pigs who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their porky tyranny?

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, fortune favors the bold (and the slightly insane).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • One Direction Sound Waves

    One Direction Sound Waves
    Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the sound waves only travel in ONE direction? That’s right, no more annoying noises coming from all directions, just straight-up vibes in one direction only.

    Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of sound waves that actually follow the rules of physics. It’s like being in a crazy science experiment, but with blocks and creepers.

    Plus, rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of diamonds calling your name. That’s right, diamonds that actually talk to you. Who needs friends when you have talking diamonds, am I right?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the sound waves guide you to victory, or something like that. Just join already, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • “Mother In Law” Minecraft Server

    “Mother In Law” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with pesky mother-in-laws in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the drama and build your dream world without any interfering in-laws! Join now and say goodbye to unwanted family members ruining your fun!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Madison appears and starts lecturing you about your life choices. Not on our server! Here, you can mine in peace without any judgmental mother-in-laws breathing down your neck.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle evil mother-in-laws in epic boss fights. Defeat them and claim their diamond-studded crowns as trophies for your victory!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to mother-in-law drama forever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • AEW Minecraft SMP Fan Girlfriend

    AEW Minecraft SMP Fan Girlfriend
    So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic base on our Minecraft SMP, when suddenly you hear a voice in the distance. You turn around and see a player dressed head-to-toe in WWE merch, chanting “John Cena” at the top of their lungs. But don’t worry, they’re not here to start a wrestling war – they’re just here to spread the love of all things sports entertainment!

    Join our server and experience the ultimate showdown between AEW and WWE fans. Will you build a wrestling ring to settle your differences? Or will you team up with players from both sides to create the most epic wrestling show Minecraft has ever seen? The possibilities are endless!

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground wrestling arena hidden somewhere on the server, where players can battle it out in epic wrestling matches for the ultimate bragging rights. So come on, join us and show your love for all things wrestling – no matter which side you’re on!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 New Chunks Explored: 567839
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • StepDaughterNoWillInheritance

    StepDaughterNoWillInheritance
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to navigate through the estate planning maze, just like this 35-year-old mom trying to figure out who gets what. Will you be the executor of the server? Will you make sure everyone gets a fair share of virtual assets?

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft with 17-year-old twins and an 18-year-old stepdaughter who will keep you on your toes. Will you be the AH for not including everyone in the loot? Or will you be the hero who looks out for all the virtual kids and grandkids?

    Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the wealth, and the questionable decisions that come with being part of this crazy Minecraft family. Who knows, you might even get a new car out of it (virtual, of course)! Don’t be an AH, join our server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Falling into the Void: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • EndOfYearGoals Minecraft SMP

    EndOfYearGoals Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a watermelon helmet! Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server – unless you count the time we accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the entire village. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun, right? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will leave you questioning your sanity!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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