Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
Void Armor Forged: 24 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • “Mother In Law” Minecraft Server

    “Mother In Law” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with pesky mother-in-laws in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the drama and build your dream world without any interfering in-laws! Join now and say goodbye to unwanted family members ruining your fun!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Madison appears and starts lecturing you about your life choices. Not on our server! Here, you can mine in peace without any judgmental mother-in-laws breathing down your neck.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle evil mother-in-laws in epic boss fights. Defeat them and claim their diamond-studded crowns as trophies for your victory!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to mother-in-law drama forever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 New Chunks Explored: 684291
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • AEW Minecraft SMP Fan Girlfriend

    AEW Minecraft SMP Fan Girlfriend
    So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic base on our Minecraft SMP, when suddenly you hear a voice in the distance. You turn around and see a player dressed head-to-toe in WWE merch, chanting “John Cena” at the top of their lungs. But don’t worry, they’re not here to start a wrestling war – they’re just here to spread the love of all things sports entertainment!

    Join our server and experience the ultimate showdown between AEW and WWE fans. Will you build a wrestling ring to settle your differences? Or will you team up with players from both sides to create the most epic wrestling show Minecraft has ever seen? The possibilities are endless!

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground wrestling arena hidden somewhere on the server, where players can battle it out in epic wrestling matches for the ultimate bragging rights. So come on, join us and show your love for all things wrestling – no matter which side you’re on!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • StepDaughterNoWillInheritance

    StepDaughterNoWillInheritance
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to navigate through the estate planning maze, just like this 35-year-old mom trying to figure out who gets what. Will you be the executor of the server? Will you make sure everyone gets a fair share of virtual assets?

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft with 17-year-old twins and an 18-year-old stepdaughter who will keep you on your toes. Will you be the AH for not including everyone in the loot? Or will you be the hero who looks out for all the virtual kids and grandkids?

    Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the wealth, and the questionable decisions that come with being part of this crazy Minecraft family. Who knows, you might even get a new car out of it (virtual, of course)! Don’t be an AH, join our server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 41 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • EndOfYearGoals Minecraft SMP

    EndOfYearGoals Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a watermelon helmet! Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server – unless you count the time we accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the entire village. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun, right? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will leave you questioning your sanity!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CreepyCrafters

    CreepyCrafters
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts all normal and stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

    Join us and embrace your inner creepiness as we celebrate all the bizarre and wacky behavior that most people would find creepy. From building giant statues of creepy clowns to creating secret underground lairs filled with spooky surprises, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a weekly “Creepy Costume Contest” where players can show off their most disturbing and unsettling outfits for a chance to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So if you’re ready to let your freak flag fly and join a community of fellow weirdos, then come on down to our server and get ready for some seriously creepy fun! Just remember, the creepier, the better!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CatastrophicCraft

    CatastrophicCraft
    so, u ever heard of a minecraft server that got attacked by hackers? well, this server is so epic that even hackers wanna mess with it! they tried to take it down but failed cuz this server is like a fortress of awesomeness. join now and be part of the chaos, fight off hackers, and build the most epic creations ever seen in minecraft history. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get superpowers in the game. so what are u waiting for? come join the madness and be a part of something legendary!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 56 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Vinland Adventure: Now with 110% more modded madness! Join us on the new server!

    Vinland Adventure: Now with 110% more modded madness! Join us on the new server!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Category Mods
    Technical Create, Mekanism, AE2
    Exploration Twilight Forest, Alex’s Mobs, Awesome Dungeons
    Factory Blood Magic, Productive Bees, Simply Swords

    Join the Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

    FAQs

    Q: How can I join the Minecraft server?

    A: You can join by connecting to the server IP address provided.

    Q: What mods are included in this server?

    A: Some of the main mods are listed in the table above, including Create, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, and more.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Please refer to the server’s Discord channel or website for the rules and guidelines.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 48 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Adults Hopeful Minecraft Server

    Adults Hopeful Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace our inner teens in a romcom! Join us for some hilarious antics and chaotic fun as we build, mine, and explore like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs maturity when you can have a blast like this? So come on, join us and let your inner teen shine!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • The Reffie Chief Bros Minecraft SMP

    The Reffie Chief Bros Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is ruled by the almighty Refie/Chief Bros, a mysterious figure who will challenge you in ways you never thought possible. Legend has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

    But don’t worry, joining this server is worth it for the sheer entertainment value alone. We have epic build battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking llamas.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Just be prepared to face off against Refie/Chief Bros and his army of mischievous minions. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Mines Excavated: 1095
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • StepMomsRipoffTax

    StepMomsRipoffTax
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and constant requests for money? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any entitled stepmothers or tantrum-throwing parents in sight. Trust us, the only thing you’ll be screaming about on our server is how much fun you’re having! So leave the real world behind and join us for a crazy good time.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • PhaseCrazeCraft

    PhaseCrazeCraft
    Are you tired of living a boring, phase-less life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up! Join us and embark on a wild journey through the craziest phases you never knew you needed.

    From the “I’m a ninja turtle” phase where you can battle mutant mobs with your trusty pizza sword, to the “I’m a unicorn” phase where you can ride rainbow-colored horses through enchanted forests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! How about the “I’m a time traveler” phase where you can visit different eras and witness historical events firsthand? Or the “I’m a superhero” phase where you can fly through the skies and save the world from evil villains?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the phases begin! Who knows, you might even discover a new phase you never knew existed.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Galactic Magnetic Halo Fun

    Galactic Magnetic Halo Fun
    so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, guess what, we got a giant magnetic halo wrapped around our server just like the milky way! it’s like, so cool, bro.

    join us and experience the power of magnetic fields while u build ur epic creations. who needs regular old blocks when u can have magnetic ones, amirite?

    plus, our server is so lit that it uncovers new connections between star-forming activities and galactic outflows. like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft? only on our server, baby.

    so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s get magnetic together! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Runes Activated: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

    Pixel Palace Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join our Waifu thread where you can claim your very own waifu and post her for all to see. But beware, Swiper is lurking and he may swipe your waifu if you’re not careful (unless you roll trips or higher)!

    No lewds or RP allowed here, we keep it PG-13 for the kids. And don’t forget to stay hydrated, remember water is important for your health (and for your crops in-game).

    Lurkers beware, if you don’t participate you’ll get stoned…literally. But don’t worry, we’ll also have plenty of beer to keep the party going. So come join us for a wild ride and enjoy your day as we all secure our free seats in hell together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Animals Bred: 61
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • & Diamond Pickaxe Minecraft SMP & Creeper Explosion

    & Diamond Pickaxe Minecraft SMP & Creeper Explosion
    Are you tired of getting dumped on by the cryptocurrency market? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing getting dumped is the lava in the Nether.

    Forget about those boring old trading charts, come join us where the only charts you need to worry about are the ones leading you to buried treasure. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot.

    We’ve got alliances more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword, and rivalries juicier than a golden apple. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and show everyone why you’re the real Satoshi Nakamoto of this SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 4605

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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