Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Magic Crystals Found: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 10
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Vtuber Animal Babes Minecraft Server

    Vtuber Animal Babes Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where animals and humans just coexist peacefully? Well, look no further because on our server, Animal Vtubers can have babies with humans! That’s right, you can create some truly unique and hilarious offspring that will have everyone on the server talking.

    Join us for a wild ride of cross-species romance and wacky adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a half-pig, half-human child that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might just find true love with a llama or start a family with a chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few Minecraft mods).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general

    Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only patch notes you need to worry about are the ones that patch up the holes in your base from creepers exploding! Forget about Russian sneedware, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor waiting for you to conquer the arena and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

    Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.

    New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.

    Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PropertyCraft – Inherit & Build

    PropertyCraft – Inherit & Build
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s sudden change of heart about her will? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning reality just like OP is questioning their mom’s decision to donate everything to the church.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden surprises that will keep you on your toes. Just like how OP’s mom surprised them with her new will, you’ll never know what’s around the corner on our server.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as OP’s mom’s sudden change of heart, come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond sword that’s actually a key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 99

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

    TinyJoy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion, where feathers and beef fly everywhere! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power of unlimited tacos!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of glowstone? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Dimension Hops: 14 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PixelPantyPop

    PixelPantyPop
    What’s the female equivalent of having a random boner? It’s joining our Minecraft server and suddenly finding yourself surrounded by a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the urge to join in on the fun and build your own disco sheep army to take over the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Towns Built: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Elak’s wacky world of factions, funky economy, crazy weapons, and doodle map… oh and some other stuff too

    Elak’s wacky world of factions, funky economy, crazy weapons, and doodle map… oh and some other stuff too

    World of Elak

    Version: java 1.20.1

    Features:

    Survival Gameplay Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
    Land System Create and manage your own tribe with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving nation.
    Economy Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
    Custom weapons Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
    Custom brewing Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!)
    Tribes Create or join tribes with players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

    Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)

    Discord

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can find the server information in our Discord server.
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    Can I create my own tribe? Yes, players have the ability to create their own tribes and invite others to join.
    Are there any in-game events? We regularly host events such as PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and more to keep the gameplay exciting.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 225
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 12

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Sunken Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Sunken Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even the sunken Dawntrail game has better reviews than us! Join us and witness the chaos as we overthrow Yoshi from XIV and take over the Minecraft world with our insane shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Chud’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

    Chud’s Crazy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

    Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the chickens are armed with diamond swords, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. It’s a madhouse of mayhem and madness, and we want YOU to join in on the fun!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions where cows rule the land, and a giant llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember to detach your tranny head before logging in!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 236
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MythiCraft: Pick Your Beast!

    MythiCraft: Pick Your Beast!
    Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY mythical creature your heart desires! Want to be a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? Done. How about a majestic unicorn prancing through fields of flowers? Easy peasy. Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs to be a regular old Steve or Alex when you can be a magical being of epic proportions? So come on, join us and unleash your inner mythical creature!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Zombie Dances: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DroNeRusCraft

    DroNeRusCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have africans building drones for russia but they think they’re in ukraine HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Teenage BFFs: The Key to Happiness

    Teenage BFFs: The Key to Happiness
    so like, u know when u play minecraft and u just need some pals to build stuff with? well dis server is da place to be, cuz we got all da teenage friendships u need to keep u happy and satisfied in life.

    our study shows dat if u join dis server, u gonna have peer acceptance like never before. u gonna have close friendships dat will make u feel like u on top of da world. and guess what? u gonna have low social anxiety and high life satisfaction. who wouldn’t want dat, amirite?

    so come join us on dis epic minecraft server where u can make friends, build cool stuff, and just have a blast. trust us, u won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Towns Built: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • What is the IP for xNestorio Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for xNestorio Minecraft Server?

    xNestorio, also known as Nestor, is a popular Minecraft YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his high-level PvP skills and entertaining content. He is well-known for his intense UHC (Ultra Hardcore) series, where he competes against other players in a battle to be the last one standing. With a dedicated fanbase and a strong presence on social media, xNestorio continues to be a prominent figure in the Minecraft gaming community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 80
    Zombie Dances: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Epic Weapons Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Down Under Dwellers – Surviving with Vegemite and Kangaroos! AussieSMP – Join us, mate!

    Down Under Dwellers – Surviving with Vegemite and Kangaroos! AussieSMP – Join us, mate!
    AussieSMP Minecraft Server

    Server Overview

    IP mc.aus.gg
    Server Location Sydney, Australia

    Discord invite link: https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord

    Apply here: https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

    Features

    • The server is running the latest version of Minecraft.
    • Vanilla gameplay with quality of life features like teleports and player trading.
    • Land-claiming system to protect builds.
    • Multiple worlds with new 1.21 chunks.
    • Part of a growing network with creative server and community resources.

    Rules

    1. Don’t be a dick.
    2. No griefing.
    3. No spamming.
    4. Be respectful.
    5. Don’t swear excessively.
    6. No hacking or exploits.
    7. No ban evasion.
    8. Use common sense.

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. It is a whitelisted application-based server.

    What version of Minecraft does the server run?

    The server runs the latest version of Minecraft, allowing players to enjoy all the new features of recent updates.

    Are there any rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

    Yes, there are rules in place to maintain a respectful and enjoyable community. Not following these rules may result in removal from the server.

    Can I trade with other players on the server?

    Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops where players can trade using diamonds as currency.

    Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

    Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land and protect their builds from other players. However, this is optional.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Make Minecraft Great Again – MAGA Server

    Make Minecraft Great Again – MAGA Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Trump’s return to Butler, PA? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience rallies, town halls, and debates just like the ones you see on TV. Build a wall around your base and make Minecraft great again, again! Don’t believe us? Check out our pastebin full of crazy adventures and unbelievable moments. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again together! #MAGA #Trump2024 #BuildTheBestMinecraftWall

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Poopy Minecraft SMP Smells Uh Oh

    Poopy Minecraft SMP Smells Uh Oh
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and exploding pigs. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted potatoes and a rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. And don’t even get us started on our pet zombie army, led by a chicken with a mustache.

    So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that if you don’t, you might miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted leather. And trust us, you don’t want to miss that! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 155 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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