Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • SickSonSquadCraft

    SickSonSquadCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the chaos of everyday life.

    Need a break from accusations of misogyny over innocent phrases? Look no further! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of judgment or drama. Build a castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with your virtual friends.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you escape accusations of belittling your partner with a simple phrase like “unfortunately your mother’s right”? Only on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds.

    Don’t let the real world madness get you down, join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • AlienCraft2021

    AlienCraft2021
    Do you believe in aliens? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll have the chance to meet them face to face! That’s right, our server is actually run by a group of intergalactic beings who are obsessed with building pixelated structures and battling creepers. Join us for a chance to trade with aliens, explore their UFO bases, and maybe even hitch a ride to outer space! Who needs diamonds when you can have alien technology at your fingertips? So come on down to our server and prepare for an out-of-this-world experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Dimension Hops: 13
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • RussianRaiders Minecraft Server

    RussianRaiders Minecraft Server
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where, like, more than 1,800 Russians just, like, entered Poland without any visas, man! It was, like, totally crazy! The Polish foreign minister was just, like, “dude, we lost control, man!” But, like, it was all good because they all just wanted to join our server, you know? They were, like, “we need to build in this epic world, bro!” So, like, if you want to join a server that even the Russian visa system couldn’t handle, then come join us! It’s gonna be a wild ride, man!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    New Chunks Explored: 281484 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • NukeCraftPeacePrize

    NukeCraftPeacePrize
    yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where japanese atomic bomb survivors have won the nobel peace prize and are now ruling the land with their epic building skills and mad survival tactics. we got explosions galore and radiation power-ups that will make your head spin. join us for a blast (pun intended) and see if you can survive in this wacky world where anything goes. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 493
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Blocky References Only

    Blocky References Only
    so like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, someone drops a reference that makes you go “i understood that reference.” and you’re like, “wow, i’m so smart and cool for getting that.” but then there’s some other peeps who are like, “wut? i don’t get it.” and you can be all smug and superior, like, “haha, you don’t get it, loser.”

    join this server for the ultimate test of your pop culture knowledge. be the one who gets all the references and impress your friends. or be the one who’s constantly confused and left in the dust. either way, it’s a wild ride full of laughs and confusion. so come on, join us and see if you can keep up with the references. or be forever lost in a sea of confusion. your choice, dude.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Misinformation Masters: Kid Fact-Checkers

    Misinformation Masters: Kid Fact-Checkers
    So, like, u should totally join this amazin’ Minecraft server cuz we got all the craziest misinformation for u to learn from! We want u to be the best fact-checker out there, so we gonna throw all kinds of wacky stuff at u to see if u can figure out what’s true and what’s not. Plus, we got oversight, so u won’t be totally lost in the sea of lies. Come join us and become the ultimate truth-seeker in the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Enchantments Applied: 109 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Mines Excavated: 1312
    Villages Defended: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Eagle`s Creative+ – Create worlds on Minecraft server

    Eagle`s Creative+ – Create worlds on Minecraft server

    Eagle`s Creative is a server on which players create new worlds every day, in which they show their imagination in the construction of maps, as well as in world coding.

    CREATE YOUR WORLD!

    There are 5 worlds available to you, and you can even customize your new world before creating it. Choose the type of world (flat, normal, empty) and environment (normal, hellish, ender). And after creating the world, you can change it:

    World nameWorld descriptionWorld iconShort world IDGame rules of the world

    RULE YOUR WORLD!

    Your world is your imagination, in which you are the creator. Maybe you want to give the rights to your friend so he can build with you, which is why we invented things like:

    Managing players in the world Player spawn point in the world Access for players to visit the world Time and weather in the world

    EXPERIENCE COMMUNITY WORLDS!

    To take a break from building your own world, you can taste and visit worlds from other talented players! In our recommendations we have chosen the best worlds, but you won’t limit yourself to recommendations, because you can:

    Sort worlds by category (RPG, Strategy, Adventure) Sort worlds by reputation, number of players and newness Search worlds by their name or ID

    MAKE A WHOLE GAME OUT OF THE WORLD!

    We not only have construction, but also coding, which is quite easy to learn! By placing a couple of coding blocks, you have already created the issuance of items when you click on the block, or a greeting when the player enters. And if you also learn about variables, lists (arrays) and dictionaries, then you will create something special!

    50 player events when the player does something in the world…70 actions on the player to do something on the player..30 player conditions to check before acting..And that’s not all!

    RESPONSIVE ADMINISTRATION!

    Regular server updates and constant communication between the administration and the community allow you to enjoy the game. You can always ask a question to the project staff or ask for help in the game.

    Maybe it’s time to connect to our server? Become the one who not only survives on some piece of land, but the one who creates and improves it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6991

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • New Underwear Minecraft Server

    New Underwear Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the balls feel crazy! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their balls started feeling so crazy that they couldn’t stop laughing. The laughter was contagious, spreading throughout the server and turning every player into a giggling mess. It was chaos, but oh so much fun! So if you want your balls to feel crazy too, come join us on this wild adventure. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8565 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Animals Bred: 100

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Good Morning Minecraft SMP

    Good Morning Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a lonely miner in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you find yourself constantly surrounded by mobs and noobs with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not, because our SMP is here to save you from eternal loneliness!

    Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our community is filled with the most epic gamers who are always down for a good time. We have weekly events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Build Battle Royale” that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those pesky creepers trying to blow up your base.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Whore Village, where you can trade your emeralds for some…um…special services. And trust us, once you’ve experienced the wonders of Whore Village, you’ll never want to leave.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to forever alone!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Crops Grown: 9261 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36 Elemental Crystals Collected: 60
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Dad’s Dumb Rule Minecraft Server

    Dad’s Dumb Rule Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

    Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can build to your heart’s content and explore endless possibilities. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature that allows you to tame wild wolves and ride them into battle against creepers and zombies!

    Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Take a stroll through our virtual petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable pixelated animals and even ride a giant chicken around the server!

    And if you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Dad Boss Battle” where you must defeat a giant dad who tries to take food out of your hand before dinner time. It’s a hilarious showdown that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

    So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Farms Harvested: 891
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • BlockPartyNudesGoneWild

    BlockPartyNudesGoneWild
    Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who are more interested in looking at naked women than spending time with you? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to avoid any distractions. No more worrying about your significant other being bombarded with inappropriate content, because on our server, the only thing popping up on their screen will be creepers trying to blow them up! Trust us, this is the safest place for your relationship to thrive while you mine for diamonds and build epic structures together. Say goodbye to naked women and hello to pixelated pigs!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Crafty20XX

    Crafty20XX
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky! This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever eats one of those golden apples gains the power to build a castle in a single night!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. These majestic creatures roam the land spreading joy and color wherever they go. And if you manage to tame one, they will grant you three wishes!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
    New Chunks Explored: 49540 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!

    BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!
    LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 203 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Demon Skulls Collected: 34
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Villages Defended: 17

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Fruit Salad with Beets

    Fruit Salad with Beets
    come join our epic minecraft server where the beets are the rulers and the fruit salad is the ultimate power. you think you know minecraft? think again, because on our server, everything is upside down and inside out.

    we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.

    our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.

    join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

    BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!
    come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

    if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 37 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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