Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 16
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
Meteorites Collected: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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