So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Mines Excavated: 1881
Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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