So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
Dragon Eggs Found: 5375 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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