So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
Battle Standards Raised: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
Wilderness Tamed: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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