So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 114931 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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