So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Holy Grails Found: 4
Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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