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Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	272	New Chunks Explored:	391855
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

play.pixlverse.net

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Farms Harvested:	239
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Emeralds Found:	7186
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8266	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Zombie Dances:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ores Mined:	2815	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Animals Bred:	184
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1812	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Animals Bred:	124	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Votes:	3290
Gods Slained:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Potions Brewed:	150
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	1906	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Farms Harvested:	470
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	793
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8238
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Animals Bred:	118	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	263

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8416	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

Players:	108/500	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2