| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us for the most epic 1.7 update that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe shake in excitement. Our ASMR preview will have you feeling tingles like never before as you explore the depths of our virtual world.
But wait, there’s more! Our current events will have you battling bosses, exploring battle stages, and diving into the mysterious “Gradient of Souls” in version 1.7. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming banners – you won’t believe the insane weapons and characters you can unlock.
And if you’re worried about resources, don’t fret! Check out our /snowg/ Resource Pastebin for all the tips and tricks you need to dominate the game. Plus, fill out our Friends Form to connect with other players who are just as obsessed with this server as you are.
So what are you waiting for? Download our server from the main site, Epic Games Store, or Steam and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3705 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a magical land where unicorns roam free!
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and sparkles.
Join us on this crazy adventure and see what other wacky surprises await you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 68 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You can even join in and show off your best dance moves!
2. We have a pet dragon for every player on the server. That’s right, your very own fire-breathing companion to help you conquer the land and look super cool while doing it.
3. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. You can build a house out of chocolate bars and ride a unicorn made of cotton candy. It’s a sugar rush like no other!
4. The server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find the hidden golden apple in the enchanted forest. You could wish for infinite diamonds, the ability to fly, or even a pet zombie pigman named Bob.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
We’ve got cacti taller than the Eiffel Tower, mines deeper than the Louvre, and creepers scarier than a French mime on a bad day.
Join us for a wild ride filled with desert adventures, spicy tacos, and maybe even a showdown with a bandit riding a giant scorpion. Who needs the Eiffel Tower when you can build your own towering cactus fortress?
So pack your virtual bags, leave the baguettes behind, and come join us in the wild west of Minecraft! Viva la Tucson! 🌵🌮🦂
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 49 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory and a psychedelic trip – you never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market trading operation, selling rare items and enchanted gear. Want a sword that shoots fireballs? No problem, just trade a stack of emeralds and it’s yours.
And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. Ever played a game of parkour where the floor is made of lava and the obstacles are moving? It’s like a game of hot potato, but with more screaming and panic.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2342 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But that’s not all – we’re all about counter culture here. From the Schwarze Fahne channel to the EinProzent podcast, we’ve got all the edgy content you could ever want. Plus, we have crazy activities like learning German script (Kurrent, Sütterlin) and getting active with solifonds.
So come join us on this server where the memes are dank, the politics are spicy, and the adventure never ends! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating?
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 159 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 891 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a 41-year-old player who claims to have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Legend has it that he once built a roller coaster that went all the way to the Nether and back. Can you top that?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the internet itself, come join us for a truly unique gaming experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin – things can get pretty crazy around here!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to incels and hello to a world of wacky adventures and endless fun!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 100 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us for epic adventures where you can build a castle out of rainbow blocks, tame a dragon as your pet, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a blast exploring the wildest corners of the Minecraft world.
But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, where you can find hidden loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour courses that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.
So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way.
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
