Tottenham v AZ Match Thread Minecraft SMP

Austin, AZ.., Bentancur, Bergvall, Bissouma, Davies, Dragusin, FORSTER, Gray, Kick-off, Kulusevski, Maddison, match, Match Thread, Minecraft, Moore, richarlison, romero, smp, Solanke, Thread, Tottenham, Udogie, Vicario, Werner

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

New Minecraft Servers

🤣🎮 Ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, get your pickaxe ready because this server is about to blow your mind with its outrageousness!

🤪 Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by a team of Tottenham players ready to take on the world of Minecraft. From Forster guarding your base to Richarlison and Werner going on epic mining adventures, this server is a football fan’s dream come true!

🤯 But wait, there’s more! The opposing team, AZ, is not to be messed with. With Owusu-Oduro leading the charge and Van Bommel causing chaos wherever he goes, you’ll never know what to expect next.

🚀 So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you see a showdown between football stars in the world of blocks and pixels? Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the epic battles and hilarious shenanigans that go down on this server?

💥 Don’t miss out on the madness and join now before you miss out on all the fun! Who knows, you might just become the MVP of this wild and wacky Minecraft world! 🤣🎮

WorldlyMinecraftSMP

American politics, Break, current events, global affairs, global events, global news, global politics, global updates, international affairs, international events, international news, news updates, political developments, political news, political updates, world affairs, world events, world news, world politics, world updates, WorldlyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mines Excavated:	4557	Chimeras Created:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of all the drama and chaos in American politics? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our totally rad Minecraft SMP where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions, but we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server! Will you join them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples! But be warned, the treasure is guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only answer to the name “Fluffy”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and escape from the madness of American politics into a world of pure insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

WheelchairCraft: Rolling into Adventure!

acceptance, accessibility, Adventure, Communication, DATING, disability, Diversity, emotional connection, Empathy, equality, Inclusivity, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, Personal experiences, physical limitations, relationships, ROLLING, sexual health, societal perceptions, Understanding, wheelchair user, WheelchairCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4842
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Emeralds Found:	7952
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ores Mined:	1799	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build, mine, and craft your way through a world filled with surprises at every turn. But that’s not all – we also offer a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

Ever wanted to team up with a wheelchair user to take on the Ender Dragon? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is home to a community of diverse players, including those with disabilities, who bring a whole new level of excitement to the game.

So why wait? Join us today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a player in a wheelchair – it’s a love story for the ages!

CraftyUkrainians

Allies, CraftyUkrainians, Defense, deployment, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Military, military alliance, military cooperation, military presence, military support, nato, SECURITY, transatlantic relations., Ukraine, Ukrainian Prime Minister, united states, US troops

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1627	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Farms Harvested:	763

lol ukraine prime minister says we can replace us troops in europe, but who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server and have a blast! we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance, it’s a party 24/7 on our server. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the ukraine prime minister changes his mind and kicks us out of europe!

Bucketry Minecraft

Bucketry, Community Events, economic progression, gear customization, hidden treasures, immersive gameplay, legendary fish, Lore-rich quests, Minecraft, Player Shops, rare crops, smp, storytelling quests, streamlined crafting, team challenges, Unique Economy, unique perks

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Magic Items Found:	2170	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft – Let the Adventure Begin!

Java: mc.bucketry.net

Bedrock: mc.bucketry.net:19132

Looking for more than just stacking blocks? At Bucketry, we’ve created a world where you can truly play your way—whether that’s as a warrior, builder, farmer, or explorer. This is Minecraft with a purpose.

Why Play at Bucketry?
🎯 Quests That MatterSkip the mindless grinding. Our quests are designed to pull you into the story, offering not just rewards, but a sense of progress and purpose. Every task means something.
⚔️ Gear Built Your WayWith hundreds of custom enchantments, you can forge weapons and armor that feel unique to you. Whether you’re fighting off mobs or crafting rare items, your gear will stand out.
🌱 Master Your PathFrom farming to fishing to fighting, you can choose your path and become an expert. Our advanced skills system lets you unlock perks and shape your own gameplay.
🏰 Build Your KingdomWhether it’s an empire or a cozy home base, claim your land and make it yours. Defend it, grow it, and even recruit creatures to keep it safe.
🎣 Farming, Mining & Fishing – Done RightOur systems go deeper than the basics. Whether you’re hunting for rare crops or legendary fish, there’s always a goal worth chasing.
💎 Treasure Hunts & Hidden RewardsAdventure is always around the corner. Explore, uncover secrets, and claim loot that gives you the edge.
💰 Player-Driven EconomyRun a shop, trade smart, and climb the economic ranks. Build your wealth in a community where every trade matters.
🤝 A Community You’ll Want to JoinAt Bucketry, you’re more than just a player—you’re part of a growing community. From events to team challenges, you’ll find friends and fun along the way.
📜 Quests with a StoryOur quests are anything but basic. Dive into missions that are part of a bigger narrative, unlocking unique gear, lore, and skills as you go.
🔧 Streamlined for FunWe’ve optimized systems like storage and crafting so you can spend more time adventuring and less time managing your inventory.

Painful Block World 1.20.6

1.20.6, anxiety, BLOCK, body aches, Chronic pain, discomfort, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Frustration, health issues, Illness, inability to focus, medical mystery, mental health, Nausea, Pain, PAINFUL, physical pain, school struggles, seeking answers, seeking relief, stress, Suffering, world

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	936	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Join our Minecraft server and escape the pain of reality! Instead of feeling like someone is smashing their body against you, you can smash blocks and build amazing creations! Say goodbye to studying and hello to endless adventures in our virtual world! Don’t let the pain hold you back, join us and experience a whole new level of fun and excitement!

JobWinNoPayBillsLOL

AITAH, bills, Chat, doing well, finances, income, interrogation, JobWinNoPayBillsLOL, NEW FRIEND, Properties, pub, quit job, real estate, refusing to pay, rely financially, Rent, sales assistant, selfish, Shut down, Small Business, UNCOMFORTABLE, WhatsApp

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchantments Applied:	226	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value your virtual real estate skills more than your real-life finances! Join us and show off your building prowess without worrying about anyone asking you to fund their in-game bills.

Imagine a world where you can buy run-down blocks, fix them up with your creativity, and rent them out to other players. No nosy sales assistants interrogating you about your Minecraft income here!

Don’t worry about anyone sliding into your DMs asking for virtual rent money. On our server, the only thing you’ll be funding is your own epic builds.

So come join us and leave the real-world financial drama behind. Build, explore, and craft your way to virtual success without anyone expecting you to foot their virtual bills. Let’s block and roll!

GraveLiar on Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, buried, confession, cover up, Deception, deep dark secret, dishonesty, GraveLiar, Guilt, hidden, Hidden Truth, lie, Minecraft, personal secret, regret, secret keeping, Secrets, shame, smp, Trust, Truth, untruth, white lie

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	1782	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Potions Brewed:	115
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Villages Defended:	19

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, I once told everyone that I could fly in Minecraft and they totally believed me, even though I was just jumping off a really tall tree with a bunch of feather falling enchantments. It was hilarious!

But seriously, this server is so lit, we have like a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night. And one time, we all dressed up as creepers and scared the newbies so bad they ran away screaming. It was so funny, you have to be there to experience it!

Plus, we have this secret treasure hunt where we hide diamonds all over the map and give out crazy prizes to whoever finds them first. I once found a diamond block and got a pet dragon as a reward, it was insane!

So come join us on this wild Minecraft SMP, where the lies are as big as the builds and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a griefer, then we’ll ban you so fast your head will spin. LOL!

SequelQuestMC

anticipated sequels, audience desires, fan demands, film industry, film production, film sequels, Hollywood, long-awaited sequels, movie franchises, movie sequels, popular franchises, sequel anticipation, sequel dreams, sequel petitions, sequel requests, sequel rumors., sequel speculation, sequel wishes, SequelQuestMC, unrequested sequels

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7320
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of waiting for that one movie sequel that everyone has been begging for but Hollywood just won’t deliver? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your sequel cravings! Join us and experience the long-awaited sequel to “Sharknado vs. Mega Octopus” where the sharks and octopuses team up to take over the world in blocky, pixelated glory. But that’s not all, we also have the exclusive sequel to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: Revenge of the Veggie Tales” where sentient vegetables seek revenge on humans for years of salad abuse. So why wait for Hollywood when you can experience these epic sequels right here on our server? Join now and get ready for some seriously ridiculous movie magic!

CraftyBalticFun

Baltic states, Belarus, CraftyBalticFun, cross border travel, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, government decision, international relations, LATVIA, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security concerns, tourism industry, tourist trips, travel ban, travel restrictions

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like Latvia trying to ban tourist trips to Russia and Belarus, but in Minecraft form, ya know?

Join us for the most wild and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. We’ve got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the Macarena, and villagers who tell the best dad jokes.

But wait, there’s more! Our admins are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning diamonds into cheeseburgers. And our players? They’re like superheroes, fighting off hordes of evil mobs with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more bonkers than a llama on roller skates, come join us! Who needs tourist trips to Russia and Belarus when you can have all this insanity right at your fingertips? Let’s get crafting, baby!

PixelCraft: Cyber Threat Cognition

Awareness, Behavioral Psychology, cognition, cyber, cyber defense strategies, cyber threat identification, cybersecurity, data analysis, Decision making, digital literacy, education, Experience, human factors, Human-centric approach, incident response, Information Security, pixelcraft, proactive defense, risk assessment, Technology, threat, threat intelligence, Training

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6990
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! suddenly, you’re attacked by a horde of cyber zombies! but don’t worry, on our server, we have a human-centric approach to cyber threat identification.

our players are trained in the ways of cognition, experience, and education to make split-second decisions to keep you safe from those pesky cyber baddies. plus, our staff are like, super smart and will guide you through any cyber crisis with their big brains and fancy degrees.

join our server for a wild ride of cyber adventures, where you’ll learn to outsmart hackers, protect your digital assets, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become a cyber warrior in the fight against evil!

Turnabout SMP

24/7 uptime, active community, Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, discord community, Events, Fun Events, Griefing Plugins, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, minigames district, Museum, Player Base, Player elections, player-driven economy, quality of life addons, Safe Environment, Semi Vanilla, smp, Social Interaction, survival minecraft, Thriving Shopping, Turnabout

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crops Grown:	8493	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Events	We are about to start capture the flag, as well as working on the museum!
Inclusivity	Turnabout welcomes everyone, and is a safe place to escape for a bit and play with some friends.
Quality of Life Addons	One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and More!
Shopping and Minigames District	A Thriving Shopping and Minigames District
Mayoral Elections	Allowing players to make choices on how they want shopping and minigames district to run.
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins	We can see who has taken stuff, where it went, and can roll back any damage. You never need to worry about your items or builds!
24/7 Uptime	Our server is always online and ready for you to enjoy

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Turnabout Minecraft Server?

A: To get started and meet some new friends, join our discord: https://discord.gg/rG9EjtKwNc

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

A: Yes, Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server.

Q: Can I participate in the Mayoral Elections?

A: Yes, all players have the opportunity to vote in the Mayoral Elections and affect the decision-making process for the shopping and minigames district.

Q: How can I report stealing or griefing on the server?

A: We have anti-stealing and griefing plugins in place that allow us to track and rollback any damages. You can report any issues to the server moderators.

Lost Family Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Assistance, Community, emergency situation, family, Find Me, Gaming Community, help needed, Lost, missing kids, missing wife, multiplayer, online friends, online gaming, Quest, search, Support, team fortress 2, teamwork, Urgent, video games, virtual world, voice chat

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Yo, bro, forget about those boring family responsibilities and come join our Minecraft server! We don’t care about wives and kids, we just care about blocks and building cool stuff! Plus, we have a Team Fortress 2 voice chat for some epic gaming moments. So ditch the real world and come hang out with us in our virtual blocky paradise!

ExGFRescue Minecraft Server

abortion, AITAH, anger, Breakup, car condition., Concert, dating app, downtown, ex girlfriend, ExGFRescue, grocery money, Help, Jealousy, Minecraft, Pregnant, rent money, romance, sensory overload, Server, stress, Support, Toronto, Widow

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	New Chunks Explored:	496543
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	152
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Towns Built:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the ups and downs of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world!

Join us and experience the thrill of being in a virtual relationship with your ex, complete with surprise pregnancies and angry texts! Will you be able to navigate the drama and keep the peace, or will you find yourself blocked from love like a creeper in the night?

But that’s not all – our server also offers thrilling adventures like dodging angry moms and making last-minute e-transfers for rent and groceries. And don’t forget the heart-pounding excitement of driving through downtown Toronto to pick up your ex after a concert – will you make it in time, or will you be left stranded in a sea of blocky traffic?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little romance. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips?

Puppy-Free Zone MC

boss pet, emotional reaction, employee rights, HR concerns, office boundaries, office environment, office etiquette, office pet, pet care, pet gas, pet odor, pet responsibility, pet training, professional boundaries, PuppyFree, service dog, therapy dog, workplace communication, workplace conflict, workplace dynamics, Zone

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	772
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Towns Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	4777	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stinky responsibilities of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about walking your boss’s smelly dog again. Instead, you can roam freely in our virtual world, where the only gas you’ll encounter is from the occasional Creeper explosion.

Our server is so awesome, even the president’s spouse will bring their pets to you for safekeeping. Who needs real HR when you have a community of players ready to support you in your quest for virtual greatness?

So come on, leave the stench of reality behind and join our server where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is building epic structures and surviving against the mobs. And hey, if you ever need a break, just log off – no emotional reactions from the boss’s spouse here!

SingleSMP: SwipingLeftInMinecraft

DATING, dating apps, emotional well being, empowerment, freedom, INDEPENDENCE, love, modern dating, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, Single life, SingleSMP, social norms, societal pressure, SwipingLeftInMinecraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a bunch of us were building a giant chicken statue and then a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, it was so epic! And then we all had to band together to rebuild it, but then someone accidentally turned it into a giant duck instead, LOL.

But seriously, this server is lit AF. We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where we all wear diamond armor and do the floss dance. And don’t even get me started on the petting zoo we have with creepers and skeletons, they’re surprisingly cuddly once you get to know them.

Plus, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the secret hidden treasure in the nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical ender dragon. I heard someone wished for a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and now they’re basically invincible in PvP battles.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s full of crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you gotta come check us out. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you have a server full of derpy players like us? Trust me, you won’t regret it!