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Brain Rewire Minecraft Server

behavior modification, Brain, cognitive restructuring, mental flexibility, Minecraft, neuroplasticity, personal development, personal growth, personality change, positive mindset, Rewire, rewire brain, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-change, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-improvement journey, self-transformation, Server

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring personality in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can literally rewire your brain and become a whole new player!

Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery as you transform into the most pleasant and likable character in the Minecraft universe. But beware, just like in real life, changing your personality in-game is not an easy task. You might find yourself questioning if it’s all just a waste of time, or if you can truly become a new and improved player.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic quest to become the ultimate Minecraft personality chameleon. Who knows, you might even unlock hidden powers and abilities along the way. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minecraft SMP – /csg/ – Creeper Survival Guild

Alt1, conjure, Content Roadmap, creeper, csg, Divination, elite dungeon, game updates, Gate of Elidinis, guild, Minecraft, Mining, money making guide, necromancy, Official News Archive, overhead prayer, Perk calculator, Returning Players, RS Wiki, Runecrafting, runescape, Sanctum of Rebirth, scripture, skill training, Smithing, smp, Survival, underworld, Vampyre juvinate

Welcome to Vampyre Juvinate Edition! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Forget about boring old skilling bosses, we have the Gate of Elidinis where you can fight offhands made of Runecrafting and Divination, unlock a new overhead prayer, and even get your hands on a new scripture. And don’t forget about the 4th conjure that’s basically a defensive waste of ectoplasm – because who doesn’t love wasting ectoplasm?

But wait, there’s more! Explore the Sanctum of Rebirth, an “elite” dungeon that will test your skills to the max. Complete the Underworld diary for some epic rewards and level up your Mining and Smithing to a crazy max level of 110.

If you haven’t played since the First Age, don’t worry! We have a Wiki Guide for Returning Players to help you catch up on all the madness. And make sure to check out the official news archive for all the latest updates.

Join us for the latest quest, Soul Searching, and dive into the new skill of Necromancy. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can join our insane world filled with vampires, necromancers, and endless adventures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a journey like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PhonelessBarberShop – Minecraft Server

Adult, barber shop, Boundaries, Communication, concern, consideration, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Haircut, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, Phone, PhonelessBarberShop, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, self-care, Server, Time management, Trust, Waiting, worry

Are you tired of waiting in line for hours just to get a simple haircut? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no queues for the barber shop! You can get a fresh new haircut in seconds, without any tears or worries from your loved ones.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking to the barber’s without a phone, just like in the crazy story above. Who needs a phone when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So come on over and join us for some hilarious adventures and wild stories that will make you forget all about your real-life worries. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your long-lost cousin waiting in line at the virtual barber shop!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed

Bisexual, Confrontation, conservative family, Drama, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, intervention, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, maid of honor, Marriage, NoSisAllowed, relationships, sister drama, Support, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this bride-to-be’s family drama!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?

And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5387
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	6942
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ores Mined:	923
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	263
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6824
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Void Armor Forged:	28	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1