Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Void Gems Collected: 30
Divine Spears Created: 29 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • VomitVibesCraft

    VomitVibesCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

    Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Alien Abductions: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ScareFlicksMC SMP

    ScareFlicksMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Animals Bred: 52 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • BlockCraft911

    BlockCraft911
    Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!

    ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

    IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

    JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Centurion

    Centurion

    A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 214 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Border 512×512

    Border 512×512

    Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 366 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 173
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 47668 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

    WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

    WanMC² Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla Semi-Anarchy with Roleplay
    Features Master redstone, roleplay, PvP
    Community Friendly and welcoming

    Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: While it is a semi-anarchy server, we do have some basic rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: Some mods are allowed, but it is recommended to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any issues.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: As it is a semi-anarchy server, some level of griefing is allowed, but excessive griefing may result in consequences. It is best to respect other players’ builds and creations.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Simply click on the Discord invitation link provided above and follow the instructions to join the server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server

    The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos and join a tribe of misfits? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who want to let loose and explore their darker side.

    Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.

    But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?

    So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart

    Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to take something from the chest, it would explode into a shower of glitter and rainbows! It was like a fabulous explosion of wealth and happiness! So if you want to experience the thrill of exploding loot chests and join in on the madness, come join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MomCare Minecraft Server

    MomCare Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build with next!

    Join us and escape from the chaos of blended families and financial burdens. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building your dream world without worrying about taking out loans with your businesses as collateral.

    Plus, with our virtual savings account feature, you can start saving up for any potential future expenses in the game. Who knew Minecraft could teach you financial responsibility?

    So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and let the crafting therapy begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 61 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • BirthBlockerz – 18F

    BirthBlockerz – 18F
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and leave behind the struggles of being the fourth child in a broke family, where arguments and fights are a daily occurrence.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about college fees or financial stress. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs to your heart’s content.

    Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can join our server and become the master of your own destiny? Leave the tears behind and let’s create some epic memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 195 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • RegretfulRoutines Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRoutines Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to pick up some truly wild habits! Join us and you’ll find yourself collecting pink sheep as pets, building houses out of nothing but diamond blocks, and even starting a llama racing league. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave (and your real-life habits will never be the same)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Emeralds Found: 4726
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CrushCraftVIP

    CrushCraftVIP
    Remember that feeling you had when you first laid eyes on your celebrity crush? Well, imagine that feeling but amplified by 1000 when you join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a celebrity crush come to life, with epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you around every corner. Plus, rumor has it that your celebrity crush might even make a guest appearance in-game! So come join us and get ready to fall in love all over again, this time with our amazing Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Mines Excavated: 4813
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Gods Slained: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 30

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • UgandanRejectsCraft

    UgandanRejectsCraft
    lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9585 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Mickey Mouse Craft Land

    Mickey Mouse Craft Land
    Lol come join dis epic Minecraft server where mickey mouse runs da show! If Disney goes kaput, we got u covered with our Mickey Mouse operation! Our mods are actually trained mice who build epic rollercoasters and castles with their tiny paws. Plus, our PvP battles are like watching a cartoon come to life – literally! So hop on board this crazy train and let’s make some magical memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 372231 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Enchantments Applied: 251

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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