Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 12 New Chunks Explored: 431661
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Ores Mined: 3113
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • NukeOrJoinNATOCraft

    NukeOrJoinNATOCraft
    so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Ores Mined: 9038 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Shell Swap Sisters

    Shell Swap Sisters
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

    if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

    dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8299 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Bread & Chips R Us

    Bread & Chips R Us
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 70 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Mainstay

    Mainstay

    You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Magic Items Found: 4540
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

    CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!
    Welcome to CatCraft!
    CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
    Seasons:

    • Season 1: April 4, 2019
    • Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
    Current Version: 1.21
    World Border: 16k in every direction
    Hosted in Ashburn, VA

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What are the server rules?
    1. Don’t be a dick.
    2. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief.
    3. Server is 21+ only.
    4. PVP is fair play.
    5. No hacking or cheating.
    6. Pranking allowed within reason.
    7. Include favorite cat breed in application.
    8. Keep the server tidy.
    9. Avoid killing withers in the over-world.
    10. See rule 1.
    What are some important server details?
    • No Enderman Griefing
    • Custom recipes and features
    • Renewable Coral
    • Fast Leaf Decay
    • Custom PVE group boss and dungeons
    • and more…
    Where can I find more information or apply? Join our Discord

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Dimension Hops: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Mythical Quests Completed: 35
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Spooky Night Minecraft Server

    Spooky Night Minecraft Server
    Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

    But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Enchantments Applied: 116

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • AC Off Minecraft Server

    AC Off Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

    Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

    Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • VomitVibesCraft

    VomitVibesCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

    Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ScareFlicksMC SMP

    ScareFlicksMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Magic Items Found: 7696
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • BlockCraft911

    BlockCraft911
    Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 75 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 484
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!

    ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

    IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

    JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Star Shards Collected: 276
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Centurion

    Centurion

    A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Runes Activated: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Border 512×512

    Border 512×512

    Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

    WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

    WanMC² Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla Semi-Anarchy with Roleplay
    Features Master redstone, roleplay, PvP
    Community Friendly and welcoming

    Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: While it is a semi-anarchy server, we do have some basic rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: Some mods are allowed, but it is recommended to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any issues.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: As it is a semi-anarchy server, some level of griefing is allowed, but excessive griefing may result in consequences. It is best to respect other players’ builds and creations.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Simply click on the Discord invitation link provided above and follow the instructions to join the server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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