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Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 14
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
Mythical Swords Crafted: 29 Wilderness Tamed: 15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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