lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tiny brains but BIG DREAMS! our fruit fly diagram is gonna blow ur mind and transform ur whole dang neuroscience game. u wanna level up ur brain cells? come join us and see the magic happen. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might just unlock the secret to telepathically communicating with fruit flies. imagine the possibilities, man. so what u waitin for? come on over and let’s get weird together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Wilderness Tamed: 15 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • GovtBabyAbort SMP

    GovtBabyAbort SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the conspiracy theories are as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind why some players think the US government is secretly pushing for post-birth abortions.

    Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!

    So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CraftyDebate2020

    CraftyDebate2020
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where Walz and Vance duke it out in a battle of blocks and building! Watch as these two politicians show us how to settle their differences through epic PvP battles and intense building challenges. Join now to witness the most polite and dignified debate in Minecraft history! Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4563 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Her Mission Minecraft Server

    Her Mission Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mission is to mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your mission is to become the ultimate llama whisperer! That’s right, we have a secret llama sanctuary where players can tame llamas, ride them into battle, and even teach them how to do the Macarena!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft, just don’t forget to bring your best dance moves!

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even become the llama whisperer of your dreams!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 8048
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 6581

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • V4Mirai Minecraft SMP – The General Creeper

    V4Mirai Minecraft SMP – The General Creeper
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the “But My Hat… Edition” where we wear the craziest hats while building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Our streamers include the legendary Crystalis who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a carrot, Serina Maiko who can tame creepers with her singing, and Mono Monet who builds pixel art using only their toes.

    But wait, there’s more! Our Gen 3 talent, Dr. NOVA(e), once turned a zombie into a disco dancing partner, and Yumi the Witch can brew potions that make you fly like a chicken.

    And don’t even get us started on our Brave EN branch with globie, where Kumanui Miel once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, and Taring Hu built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

    Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever witness. Just remember, if you lose your hat, you’re out of the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • LockedOutLair

    LockedOutLair
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally experience the privacy you’ve always dreamed of! Are you tired of your parents and grandma barging into your room unannounced? Look no further, because on our server, you can build your own fortress with impenetrable locks and security measures to keep those pesky intruders out.

    Imagine a world where you can change, jerk off, and chill in peace without worrying about someone walking in on you. With our high-tech fingerprint lock system, you can rest assured that only you have access to your personal space. No more missing belongings, no more grandma eating your snacks, and definitely no more messy surprises left behind.

    Join our server and say goodbye to unwanted room invaders forever! And hey, if the furnace guy needs access to your thermostat, just let us know and we’ll make sure you’re there to unlock the door. Because here at our Minecraft server, your privacy is our top priority. So come on in and start building your own safe haven today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Dimension Hops: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Villages Defended: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CraftyCravings

    CraftyCravings
    Are you tired of trying to balance a healthy diet while also slaying creepers and mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and enjoy our virtual farm-to-table experience, where you can grow your own pixelated veggies and cook up some delicious virtual meals to keep your hunger bar full. Who needs real food when you can feast on virtual steak and potatoes all day long? Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden carrots have magical powers that will give you superhuman strength in the game. So come join us and say goodbye to real-life meal prep, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is keeping your character well-fed and ready for adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Vinland Adventure: Where we tango with llamas and ride pigs! 1.20.1 forge new server

    Vinland Adventure: Where we tango with llamas and ride pigs! 1.20.1 forge new server

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Main Mods
    Create
    AdAstra
    Mekanism
    Twilight Forest
    Blood Magic
    AE2
    Aphoteosis
    Productive Bees
    Alex’s Mobs

    Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by visiting our Discord server and following the instructions provided.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. These rules will be shared with you when you join the server.

    Q: Can I use my own mods on the server?

    A: We recommend using the mods that are already installed on the server to avoid compatibility issues. However, you can reach out to the server admins to discuss adding new mods.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Animals Bred: 94

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Israel War Minecraft Server

    Israel War Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where Israel’s secret weapon is revealed – their unbeatable Minecraft skills! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures, building epic structures and battling mobs like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! The US has decided to go to war on our behalf because they know we’re the best at Minecraft and need our skills to defeat their enemies. So come join us and help save the world, one block at a time!

    With insane PvP battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world why Israel keeps winning – in Minecraft and beyond!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 1638
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • > play Minecraft SMP Assassin’s Creed Game

    > play Minecraft SMP Assassin’s Creed Game
    🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s way better than getting stuck in some lame simulation game! We promise no modern day women talking to you for 20 minutes or any hacker shit – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Build, mine, and survive with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, we have secret hidden treasures and epic quests that will make you feel like a real-life assassin (minus the simulation interruptions). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NoSimulationShitAllowed

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • DadWillRespectDeniedLOL

    DadWillRespectDeniedLOL
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your next build!

    Join us and escape the chaos of family disputes over ashes and wills. Our server is a place where you can focus on creating epic structures and exploring endless possibilities.

    Don’t let your mom dictate what happens to your dad’s ashes – join us and build a monument in his honor instead! And hey, if you ever need advice on handling family drama, our community is here to support you (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-world craziness behind. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from family feuds and funeral plans gone wrong?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 86

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • RedFlagDetective | Minecraft SMP

    RedFlagDetective | Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us if you want to witness the chaos of players riding pigs through the Nether, building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and holding llama races in the End dimension.

    Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes, whether it’s the player who insists on only communicating in pig Latin or the one who has a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake.

    So if you’re looking for a subtle red flag in people, just look for the ones who can’t stop laughing maniacally as they set fire to everything in sight. Join our SMP today for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • SelfLoathingCraft

    SelfLoathingCraft
    Tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers! No more plain old blocky world for you, now you can ride on fluffy clouds and shoot glitter at your enemies. Say goodbye to your boring self and hello to a fabulous new you on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 36 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Welcome to the VanillaJava EconomyTown – Where Creepers tip generously!

    Welcome to the VanillaJava EconomyTown – Where Creepers tip generously!
    Server Name LegendsCraft
    Server Version 1.21.1 Java
    Game Mode Semi-Vanilla Survival
    Features
    • Economy system
    • Player shops
    • Ranks and rewards
    • Crates and vote rewards
    • Grief prevention
    • OP items
    • Server events
    • Spawn market
    • MapArt protection and contests

    Overview

    LegendsCraft is a Minecraft Survival server that offers a variety of exciting features to enhance your gameplay experience. From an economy system to player shops, ranks, and rewards, there is something for every player to enjoy. Join LegendsCraft now and start your legend!

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join LegendsCraft?

    A: You can join our server by using the IP address “legendscraft.apexmc.co” in your Minecraft client.

    Q: What version of Minecraft does LegendsCraft support?

    A: LegendsCraft supports Minecraft version 1.21.1 Java.

    Q: Are there any server events on LegendsCraft?

    A: Yes, we regularly host server events for our players to participate in and win exciting prizes.

    Q: Can I create my own shop on LegendsCraft?

    A: Yes, players have the ability to create their own shops on LegendsCraft using the economy features available.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on LegendsCraft?

    A: No, we have grief prevention measures in place to protect player builds and creations.

    Q: How can I earn in-game currency on LegendsCraft?

    A: You can earn in-game currency through various activities on the server, such as participating in events and selling items in your shop.

    Q: Where can I find more information about LegendsCraft?

    A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/mKh9vcpAJe for more information and updates about LegendsCraft.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Gods Slained: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Simpsons Man Owns Minecraft SMP House

    Simpsons Man Owns Minecraft SMP House
    Join our Minecraft SMP server and witness the madness of a world where Simpsons characters own massive houses and rule the land! Bart Simpson is the king of the server, with his iconic skateboard as his royal carriage. Marge runs the economy with her impeccable budgeting skills, while Homer is the resident chef, cooking up delicious virtual donuts for all to enjoy. Lisa is the server’s wise sage, dispensing advice and knowledge to all who seek it. And don’t even get us started on the shenanigans that go down at the Krusty Krab…oops, we mean the Kwik-E-Mart! So come on, join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Animals Bred: 164

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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