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Vtuber Mania – Minecraft Server

2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, Japanese VTubers, JP indies, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Mania, Million Production, Minecraft, Neo-porte, NoriPro, react, Server, Sinsogumi, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO, Vtuber

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as the world of Japanese Vtubers? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual Aogiri Highschool, where you can hang out with your favorite virtual idols and even attend virtual classes (just kidding, we don’t actually have classes, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

Join us for epic battles against evil virtual corporations like Hololive and 2434, or just chill at the VPI Cafe and gossip about the latest drama in the Vtuber world. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of ASMR rooms for when you need to relax after a long day of virtual adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a virtual superstar in the world of Japanese Vtubers! Who knows, you might even become the next Kizuna Ai Inc or 774 inc. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of Vtubers you can meet on our server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minecraft SMP: Cum – Canada USA Mexico

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the Macarena!

We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and diamond mines. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that happen every Saturday night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all…the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CrushCraft: Makeup Mayhem

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where friendships are tested and makeup is forbidden! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through awkward crushes and fashion dilemmas.

Are you ready to experience the thrill of angering your friend by looking too hot at a fancy restaurant? Can you handle the pressure of trying to find a baggy outfit that still fits the dress code?

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of friendship drama and unrealistic requests. Who needs makeup when you have the excitement of virtual adventures waiting for you? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	54	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GovtBabyAbort SMP

abortion, BELIEF, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, distrust, extremism, fake news, fear-mongering, GovtBabyAbort, Manipulation, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, Partisan, polarization, Politics, Pro Life, pro-choice, Propaganda, rhetoric, smp, social media, US government

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the conspiracy theories are as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind why some players think the US government is secretly pushing for post-birth abortions.

Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!

So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyDebate2020

civil debate, CraftyDebate2020, debate, DeCorum, dignity, disagreement, Polite, polite debate, political discourse, politicians, politicians can be polite, politicians can disagree, Politics, proof, Refreshing, respectful debate, Thoughts, Vance, Vice President debate, vp debate, Walz

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where Walz and Vance duke it out in a battle of blocks and building! Watch as these two politicians show us how to settle their differences through epic PvP battles and intense building challenges. Join now to witness the most polite and dignified debate in Minecraft history! Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Her Mission Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mission is to mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your mission is to become the ultimate llama whisperer! That’s right, we have a secret llama sanctuary where players can tame llamas, ride them into battle, and even teach them how to do the Macarena!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft, just don’t forget to bring your best dance moves!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even become the llama whisperer of your dreams!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

V4Mirai Minecraft SMP – The General Creeper

Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave US branch, creeper, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), general, globie, idol corp, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia Alias Anono, Minecraft, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, Petalight Kou Mariya, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Serina Maiko, smp, Taring Hu, Terra 404, V4Mirai, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO EN, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the “But My Hat… Edition” where we wear the craziest hats while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Our streamers include the legendary Crystalis who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a carrot, Serina Maiko who can tame creepers with her singing, and Mono Monet who builds pixel art using only their toes.

But wait, there’s more! Our Gen 3 talent, Dr. NOVA(e), once turned a zombie into a disco dancing partner, and Yumi the Witch can brew potions that make you fly like a chicken.

And don’t even get us started on our Brave EN branch with globie, where Kumanui Miel once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, and Taring Hu built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever witness. Just remember, if you lose your hat, you’re out of the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

LockedOutLair

Autonomy, BEDROOM, belongings, Boundaries, family, family dynamics, fingerprint lock, generational differences, grandmother, housing crisis, INDEPENDENCE, invasion of privacy, Lock, LockedOutLair, personal belongings, personal space, portable door lock, privacy, Respect

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally experience the privacy you’ve always dreamed of! Are you tired of your parents and grandma barging into your room unannounced? Look no further, because on our server, you can build your own fortress with impenetrable locks and security measures to keep those pesky intruders out.

Imagine a world where you can change, jerk off, and chill in peace without worrying about someone walking in on you. With our high-tech fingerprint lock system, you can rest assured that only you have access to your personal space. No more missing belongings, no more grandma eating your snacks, and definitely no more messy surprises left behind.

Join our server and say goodbye to unwanted room invaders forever! And hey, if the furnace guy needs access to your thermostat, just let us know and we’ll make sure you’re there to unlock the door. Because here at our Minecraft server, your privacy is our top priority. So come on in and start building your own safe haven today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	211	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyCravings

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Are you tired of trying to balance a healthy diet while also slaying creepers and mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and enjoy our virtual farm-to-table experience, where you can grow your own pixelated veggies and cook up some delicious virtual meals to keep your hunger bar full. Who needs real food when you can feast on virtual steak and potatoes all day long? Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden carrots have magical powers that will give you superhuman strength in the game. So come join us and say goodbye to real-life meal prep, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is keeping your character well-fed and ready for adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Vinland Adventure: Where we tango with llamas and ride pigs! 1.20.1 forge new server

1.20.1, AdAstra, Adventure, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, exploration pack, farmers delight, Forge, ftb chunks, Llamas, Lootr, Mekanism, Modded, MrCrayfish’s Furniture, mutant monsters, Pigs, Productive Bees, Ride, Server, Simply Swords, tango, Twilight Forest, vinland

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive Bees
Alex’s Mobs

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by visiting our Discord server and following the instructions provided.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. These rules will be shared with you when you join the server.

Q: Can I use my own mods on the server?

A: We recommend using the mods that are already installed on the server to avoid compatibility issues. However, you can reach out to the server admins to discuss adding new mods.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Buildings Constructed:	25

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Israel War Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where Israel’s secret weapon is revealed – their unbeatable Minecraft skills! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures, building epic structures and battling mobs like never before.

But wait, there’s more! The US has decided to go to war on our behalf because they know we’re the best at Minecraft and need our skills to defeat their enemies. So come join us and help save the world, one block at a time!

With insane PvP battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world why Israel keeps winning – in Minecraft and beyond!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

> play Minecraft SMP Assassin’s Creed Game

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🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s way better than getting stuck in some lame simulation game! We promise no modern day women talking to you for 20 minutes or any hacker shit – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Build, mine, and survive with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, we have secret hidden treasures and epic quests that will make you feel like a real-life assassin (minus the simulation interruptions). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NoSimulationShitAllowed

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DadWillRespectDeniedLOL

affairs, ashes, barbaric, Confirm, cremated, DadWillRespectDeniedLOL, decomposed, Embalmed, executor, family, feelings, Glass, mum, Plot, rat out, Respect, sister, SPLIT, Tell Dad, WIBTA, Will, Wishes

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your next build!

Join us and escape the chaos of family disputes over ashes and wills. Our server is a place where you can focus on creating epic structures and exploring endless possibilities.

Don’t let your mom dictate what happens to your dad’s ashes – join us and build a monument in his honor instead! And hey, if you ever need advice on handling family drama, our community is here to support you (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-world craziness behind. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from family feuds and funeral plans gone wrong?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RedFlagDetective | Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Body language, Character, communication style, Discernment, first impressions, gut feeling, Instinct, interactions, intuition, judgment, Minecraft, Observation, people, personality traits, red flags, RedFlagDetective, relationships, smp, social cues, subtle red flag, subtle signs, warning signs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to witness the chaos of players riding pigs through the Nether, building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and holding llama races in the End dimension.

Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes, whether it’s the player who insists on only communicating in pig Latin or the one who has a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake.

So if you’re looking for a subtle red flag in people, just look for the ones who can’t stop laughing maniacally as they set fire to everything in sight. Join our SMP today for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SelfLoathingCraft

body image issues, comparison, fear of failure, imposter syndrome, Insecurity, lack of confidence, low self-esteem, negative self-talk, people pleasing, perfectionism, self loathing, self worth, self-blame, self-criticism, self-critique, self-deprecation, self-doubt, self-hatred, self-judgment, self-sabotage, SelfLoathingCraft

Tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers! No more plain old blocky world for you, now you can ride on fluffy clouds and shoot glitter at your enemies. Say goodbye to your boring self and hello to a fabulous new you on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13